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Postby deldaisy » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:36 pm

Oh yeah and seeing Sjoerd is here......
Arnie..... in fact ANYONE time travelling or appearing from another universe butt naked... will always find the clothes they first find or steal or attack someone for FIT EXACTLY... shoes included.
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:01 pm

Arnie has to walk into a bar first :lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:10 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:Arnie has to walk into a bar first :lol:
He didn't in Terminator. He just picked on a couple of punks - including Bill Paxton. :lol:

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Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:12 pm

And don't they always have perfect teeth?

Even the homeless in movies/TV seem to have a mouth full of gleamers.

"Ethan" in Primeval had been living in the prehistoric for 17 years, and had a magnificent set of pearly whites. :roll:
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Postby pip » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:26 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:And don't they always have perfect teeth?

Even the homeless in movies/TV seem to have a mouth full of gleamers.

"Ethan" in Primeval had been living in the prehistoric for 17 years, and had a magnificent set of pearly whites. :roll:


But the pciture above shows awful teeth disproving your point completly :roll:
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Postby deldaisy » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:29 pm

No... they are perfect teeth PRETENDING to be not perfect teeth and we KNOW that!

Thanks Tony I never realised that was Bill Paxton. I love seeing big stars now way back when.
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Postby Danny B » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:32 am

Married couples are remarkably coy about being naked in front of each other, to the point where even after, as del so delicately phrased it, 'satisfaction' the woman carefully holds the bedsheet up to her shoulders and the man is careful to have the bedsheet so high up his waist that not even the happy trail is visible.

On a related note, whenever a couple kiss for the first time they never bang their teeth together, get a nostril full of the tip of the other person's nose, lock up in panic then pull quickly away because they had the fish in parsley sauce in the restaurant earlier on and now find themselves discretely burping every couple of minutes, or any of the myriad other things which can make first kisses a bit awkward.
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Postby meerkat » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:08 am

Sjoerd3000 wrote:Can´t remember there being a rattlesnake in the good, the bad and the ugly :wink:


You wouldn't have seen it Sjoerd, it was in the bushes sniggering!:lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:13 am

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Sjoerd3000 wrote:Can´t remember there being a rattlesnake in the good, the bad and the ugly :wink:


You wouldn't have seen it Sjoerd, it was in the bushes sniggering!:lol:
Anyway, they don't have rattlesnakes in Andalucia, Spain where the film was made. :P
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:26 am

Not even in a zoo? :P
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:26 pm

Ever seen ANY ONE in a movie with pash rash? NOOOOO!
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Postby pip » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:28 pm

I'm afraid to ask what that is. :oops:
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:36 pm

I think wimmin get it after having oral sex when men who haven't shaved. :?
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:39 pm

Pash = snog = KISS kiss Pooh KISS!!!!
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:41 pm

Kiss where? :?
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