Every normal woman would first break off the heels and tie up her hair when in a dangerous situation,but our heroine never does.Yes,she trips over roots,but she never breaks a heel.She might even fall over,but she will still hang on to the bloody things.
She will invariably wear a very short,tight skirt even when she´s a gardener or a forensic,but will be able to climb ladders,ride horses or swim in it without it ever sliding up or tearing.She might not be able to see a thing,but she cannot master the simplest hair-and-pencil do,whatever else she might be doing.She will never tear a nail,and,when saved,no matter what happened to her,her hair,make-up and nails will instantly be perfect again.She never has to go to the loo,not even if it´s freezing cold.She just goes to powder her nose.
(Lara Croft does not count
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Let's not talk about the swing door in York post office 
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