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Postby MongoGutman » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:49 pm

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Postby deldaisy » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:51 am

Anyone who ever paints a house/room gets a spot of paint on their nose and one on thier cheek. Nowhere else.
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Postby MongoGutman » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:15 pm

In real life you have to beat someone half to a bloody pulp before they lose consciousness, but evil henchman go out like a light with a tap on the noggin.
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Postby Tonyblack » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:49 pm

Any film or TV show with a vet in will always have a scene with the vet's arm up a cow's arse. But you never see them with their arm up a horse's arse for some reason. :lol:
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Postby MongoGutman » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:56 pm

Action heroes will take their hand off the motorcycle throttle to shoot a gun or do some stunt and the bike won't slow down
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Postby Willem » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:24 am

Tonyblack wrote:Any film or TV show with a vet in will always have a scene with the vet's arm up a cow's arse. But you never see them with their arm up a horse's arse for some reason. :lol:


The horse actors have a better union :D
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Postby chris.ph » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:19 pm

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Postby Ash » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:57 pm

When people have to explore somewhere innately dangerous they always split up.
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Postby meerkat » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:01 pm

And they always send the girls off, alone!
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Postby Tonyblack » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:04 pm

How come, in all the episodes of Scooby Doo, they have never ever found a real ghost, yet they are still scared of them?

And why investigate ghosts if you are terrified of them? :lol:
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Postby deldaisy » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:31 pm

meerkat wrote:And they always send the girls off, alone!


And they just keep on going even though there is CELLO MUSIC PLAYING!
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Postby deldaisy » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:33 pm

Are there really THAT many locations where you can't get a cell/mobile phone signal????? :roll:
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Postby meerkat » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:44 pm

Why is there always a baddie who wants to talk for hours? Why doesn't he just shoot? He always spouts on so long that another goodie has time to get in and shoot Him!
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Postby deldaisy » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:51 pm

Or Or Or if he IS trying to sneak in to rescue his girlfriend while the baddy is talking on and on..... he ALWAYS knocks over a tin drum full of nuts and bolts or kicks a bucket......
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Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:13 pm

deldaisy wrote:Are there really THAT many locations where you can't get a cell/mobile phone signal????? :roll:


Try being on the Orange network here in the UK :roll: No signal at my parents house and they live in a reasonable sized town. As for out in the countryside forget it.
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