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Postby Quatermass » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:06 am

deldaisy wrote:Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland. :wink:


Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.
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Postby pip » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:46 am

deldaisy wrote:So Pip? You have never got drunk and your wife was the first woman you ever slept with? :wink:


They worked out how many guys she had slept with in one episode and it was exceedingly high. Even for an irishman :lol:
And what wife :wink:
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Postby pip » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:48 am

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deldaisy wrote:Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland. :wink:


Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.


My Unis biology department actually had a female majority. :D
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Postby deldaisy » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:03 pm

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deldaisy wrote:So Pip? You have never got drunk and your wife was the first woman you ever slept with? :wink:


They worked out how many guys she had slept with in one episode and it was exceedingly high. Even for an irishman :lol:
And what wife :wink:


So what is the definitive cut off line for a girl with a healthy sexual appetite and a tramp? :D :D :D
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Postby Dotsie » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:42 pm

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deldaisy wrote:Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland. :wink:


Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.


My Unis biology department actually had a female majority. :D

Oh did they, actually? Why is that noteworthy? And more importantly, were they all tramps? Let me be more specific - did they have an "exceedingly high" number of sexual partners? Because my word, that's just not on. They should be at home, waiting for the man of their dreams to come along.
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Postby Quatermass » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:04 pm

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deldaisy wrote:Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland. :wink:


Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.


My Unis biology department actually had a female majority. :D

Oh did they, actually? Why is that noteworthy? And more importantly, were they all tramps? Let me be more specific - did they have an "exceedingly high" number of sexual partners? Because my word, that's just not on. They should be at home, waiting for the man of their dreams to come along.


Hopefully I live up to their standards, then. :)
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Postby pip » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:21 pm

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pip wrote:
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deldaisy wrote:Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland. :wink:


Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.


My Unis biology department actually had a female majority. :D

Oh did they, actually? Why is that noteworthy? And more importantly, were they all tramps? Let me be more specific - did they have an "exceedingly high" number of sexual partners? Because my word, that's just not on. They should be at home, waiting for the man of their dreams to come along.


In science departments its unusual in ireland and i'm sure most of them are fine upstanding individuals. I assumed Q's comment refered to Bernadette who is very intelligent and not trampy at all so no accusation on my part has been made against biologists be they male or female. :D
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Postby pip » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:21 pm

deldaisy wrote:
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deldaisy wrote:So Pip? You have never got drunk and your wife was the first woman you ever slept with? :wink:


They worked out how many guys she had slept with in one episode and it was exceedingly high. Even for an irishman :lol:
And what wife :wink:


So what is the definitive cut off line for a girl with a healthy sexual appetite and a tramp? :D :D :D


Three dates :wink:
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Postby deldaisy » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:24 pm

Noooooo no no no no no no no... you don't get off that lightly Pip my lad.... you mentioned that they were counting up how MANY men Penny had had... not how long it took her to get them to bed.

Now.... back to the question....
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Postby pip » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:27 pm

Well in general she has been very quick to jump into bed so its not just numbers. That is part of it. Can't quite remember her count but it was exceedingly high for someone in there early twentys.
Your past your early twentys so your allowed a higher number :wink:
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Postby deldaisy » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:37 pm

:D :D I'm not talking about MY number.... I am just curious what number YOU come up with. You know... getting inside the male mind....

My husband knew my "number" though I did lose count by then... most of the "number" having been accumulated IN my early twenties. He thought it was a very fine effort on my part.... but as he put it so beautifully... "Well aren't I lucky you have known men so well and chose ME as your only." He felt exceedingly proud of that.... and a very healthy attitude it was too.

As it should be.

I find it exceptionally rude for a man to even enquire about a "number" or to make a judgement on any woman. Its a dealbreaker for me.
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Postby pip » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:41 pm

Well the Tv show makes the issue. never thought about it as a definitive line to cross but hey . As a male my main problem is holding tightly to the shovel as i dig myself deeper and deeper in while smiling and missing the glares completely. :lol:
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Postby deldaisy » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:49 pm

:D :D :D :D :D
Oh? Ohhhhhh! So you DID finally notice them huh? Good lad.

You might want to hand that shovel over Pip.... I have hired a diesel excavator for you dear.
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Postby pip » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:51 pm

Sorry if my reply is muffled only i appear to have managed to get my foot stuck in my mouth
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Postby Dotsie » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:54 pm

I'm still not sure if you completely understand what's going on :roll: Never mind. At least you realise you've been naughty, that will do for now :P
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