Jan Van Quirm wrote:
Kenny actually had this on a compilation album for the 10 worst records ever made... I think it may have been No1 although there was an even worse one the name of which has been wiped from my memory thankfully
The song that was #1 on the Kenny Everett list was called "I want my baby back". I used to have the single and on the cover it said so.
It was a rip-off of "Leader of the Pack". As far as I can remember, here are some of the lyrics;
"We were driving home from the Beatles concert."
Then they have a crash with the leader of the pack and the pack.
"Over there was the leader. And over there was the pack. And over there was my baby. And over there was my baby. And way over there was my baby."
The guy can't live without his dead girlfriend, so in the last verse you can hear digging. Then a noise of spade hitting wood, a squeaky coffin lid opening and closing, then he sings from inside the coffin, "I've got my baby back"