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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby pip » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:17 pm

poohcarrot wrote:
raisindot wrote:I guess rabbit's feet don't necessarily bring good luck.

This must have been a hare-raising experience for those present.

I suppose after this happened there was no bunny hope that he would live.

I heard the ilttle guy's last words were, "What's up--ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

I heard that the cameraman said, just before it happened, "Be vewwwy quiet. I'm cwusshing wabbits."

Apparently, after this happened, the French immediately surrendered.

How could you J-I*b! :o
The poor bun-bun flattened. Squashed just befor he made the big time. A senseless waste of rabbit life.
There, but for the grace of God go I. :cry: :cry: :cry:


Was his name Stew :D
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby poohcarrot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:18 pm

Cameraman Rogers rabbit. :cry: :cry: :cry:
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby poohcarrot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:21 pm

:cry: :cry: :cry: I'm going to write a Drabble about brave Til. :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby raisindot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:28 pm

poohcarrot wrote::cry: :cry: :cry: I'm going to write a Drabble about brave Til. :cry: :cry: :cry:


You'd better put all your skin into that game to avoid a flat narrative that's not furry interesting and squashes readers' interest, even if it doesn't have a hoppy ending.
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby poohcarrot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:51 pm

Poor Bunny

Farewell brave Til.
You were only 17 days old and had no ears.
So you probably didn't hear the cameraman stomping around.
Or maybe you did, and that's why you hid.

Did you like carrots?
How was Saxony?
You could have been the next celebrity octopus.
Like Paul, who predicted World Cup winners.
But you weren't an octopus, so probably not.
Did you like footy?

God moves in mysterious ways.
So do cameramen.

Up in rabbit heaven,
With Bambi's mother and Old Yellow,
scampering round saying,
"What? Pardon? I can't hear you!
I've got no ears, you know."

So sad.
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby poohcarrot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:09 pm

"Stay with me Til, dawn." :cry: :cry: :cry:

"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby poohcarrot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:28 pm

From that Judy Tzuke vid I then followed links to;

Streets of London
Where do you go to my lovely
Seasons in the sun
I'd love you to want me
Sound of silence.
I'm not in love

I felt like topping myself. :cry: :cry:

But then I found "I did what I did for Maria" which was the second ever single I bought. :dance: :dance:
Next I then listened to Sandie Shaw - Monsiuer Dupont - the first single I ever bought. :dance: :dance:
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby raptornx01 » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:49 pm

Oh if only it was a weasel. shame.

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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby meerkat » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:44 pm

There must be something wrong with me,cos I liked that! :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby poohcarrot » Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:26 pm

raptornx01 wrote:Oh if only it was a weasel. shame.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby Batty » Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:13 am

poohcarrot wrote:"Stay with me Til, dawn." :cry: :cry: :cry:

I'm still trying to work out the link between Judy Tzuke and Til? ... Not that I mind listening to Judy. She only ever made 3 albums and then disappeared from the scene.
If you want a sad, depressing song from her, have you heard: Ladies Night, from the Welcome To The Cruise album?
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:25 am

Batty wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:"Stay with me Til, dawn." :cry: :cry: :cry:

I'm still trying to work out the link between Judy Tzuke and Til? ... Not that I mind listening to Judy. She only ever made 3 albums and then disappeared from the scene.
If you want a sad, depressing song from her, have you heard: Ladies Night, from the Welcome To The Cruise album?

She still touring Batty. Tour dates and tickets for Judie Tzuke
Sat 17 Mar One Tree Less Tour: Judie Tzuke - Martlets Hall, Burgess Hill

Mon 19 Mar One Tree Less Tour: Judie Tzuke - St George's Bristol, Bristol

Tue 20 Mar One Tree Less Tour: Judie ... - Hazlitt Arts Centre, Maidstone


Judie and Bailey Tzuke
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:37 am

A stoat is a big weasel with a short tail. Ordinary weasels are much smaller and slighter but have longer tails proportionately.

It's stoats who make ermine though - they go white in winter but keep their black-tipped tails :P
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby poohcarrot » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:44 am

Jan Van Quirm wrote:A stoat is a big weasel with a short tail. Ordinary weasels are much smaller and slighter but have longer tails proportionately.

It's stoats who make ermine though - they go white in winter but keep their black-tipped tails :P


Wrong! :lol:

A weasel is "weasily" recognised, and a stoat is "stoatily" different! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Pooh Pit

Postby poohcarrot » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:47 am

Batty wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:"Stay with me TIL, dawn." :cry: :cry: :cry:

I'm still trying to work out the link between Judy Tzuke and Til?


See red above. :roll:
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