That's a very professional looking job you have done on the notes and envelopes Malvern, any Discworld fan would be happy to get one. I think you may have just produced a much sought after item to be for Discworld fandom. Not mentioning any names on the forum though.
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.