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by Bouncy Castle » Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:07 pm
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing" She asked.
He replied, "Watching the cricket with my son-in-law."
"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing" She asked.
He replied, "Watching the cricket with my son-in-law."
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by pip » Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:09 pm
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Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
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'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
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by deldaisy » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:13 pm
Dotsie wrote:Well, my neighbour has a loud vibrator and a very very loud stereo.
It might just be a juicer Dotsie.... she might like a nice glass of orange juice at odd hours.
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by Bouncy Castle » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:06 am
Can someone tell me the order of the Tiffany books?
Wee Free Men is first, I presume? Then what order?
Wee Free Men is first, I presume? Then what order?
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by DaveC » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:21 am
meerkat wrote:Wintersmith, A hat full of sky, ISWM!...
WFM, HFS, W, ISWM
Hope I'm not ruining a weirrd inside joke...
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by Tonyblack » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:57 am
You're right Dave. I'm not sure what Meer is on about.DaveC wrote:meerkat wrote:Wintersmith, A hat full of sky, ISWM!...
WFM, HFS, W, ISWM
Hope I'm not ruining a weirrd inside joke...
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by Bouncy Castle » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:59 am
Do we ever?
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
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by meerkat » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:07 am
Tonyblack wrote:You're right Dave. I'm not sure what Meer is on about.DaveC wrote:meerkat wrote:Wintersmith, A hat full of sky, ISWM!...
WFM, HFS, W, ISWM
Hope I'm not ruining a weirrd inside joke...
I don't know either. I'll have to rearrange them on the bookshelf now!
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by DaveC » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:37 am
How long has your bookshelf been lying to you? 
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by meerkat » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:43 am
Ages! 
I have misplaced, ok, lost books and found them across the room on the other bookcase! HOW did they get there?!
Anyway, L space is no longer a mystery to me....
I have misplaced, ok, lost books and found them across the room on the other bookcase!
HOW did they get there?!
Anyway, L space is no longer a mystery to me....
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by DaveC » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:57 am
Bouncy Castle wrote:Can someone tell me the order of the Tiffany books?
Wee Free Men is first, I presume? Then what order?
Back to the start of the conversation - have you not read the Tiffany's?!??!?
It's OK, you're in for a treat. 
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