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by **deldaisy** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:56 pm

Silly Pooh... I would have to turn the sound up REALLY REALLY loud if Gal is to hear it in Sydney. :roll:

by **poohcarrot** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:00 pm

Can't you just use SKYPE and just read her a short story?

I'll send you some TP short stories if you want.

by **deldaisy** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:11 pm

Gal might not feel listening to a short story when I feel like reading one!

Anyways... someone else might want to listen too. Theres a few on here who like audio books, and I am NOT reading the same story for the 27th time at 4:45am because someone in Wolverhampton has a spare five minutes.

p.s. The offer of TP short stories would be appreciated I am sure.

Do you think it woud be okay copyright wise? Not like I am selling them. I mean people sing other peoples songs on youtube all the time.

by **poohcarrot** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:15 pm

Well obviously I don't want to break any copyright laws.

So don't send me your address again, because I haven't erased it, and I won't send you some short stories.

by **deldaisy** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:21 pm

Good.

I won't look in the mailbox then.

Ever!

Oh crap! My electricity bill is due.... they will cut off my power! Oh Crap!

by **Perestroika** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:50 pm

ooooh tp short stories! me waaaaants!

by **deldaisy** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:22 pm

Oh lordy lordy! You have got her all excited like and all now!

by **Perestroika** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:26 pm

apologies. I have just always been a bit miffed that there's pratchett stuff I can't read!

by **poohcarrot** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:46 pm

Actually I don't need to send them to you because here are the three best ones. And Gal should be able to read them.

Here's the short story "Troll Bridge."

Link removed

Here's "Sea and little fishes"

Link removed

Here's "Theatre of cruelty"

http://www.lspace.org/books/toc/

I have removed the first two links for copyright reasons and changed the link to Theatre of Cruelty, which is legally available on LSpace. Follow the link and select the format you require.

Tony

by **Perestroika** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:51 am

omg I loves you guys!

by **The Mad Collector** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:17 am

poohcarrot wrote:Actually I don't need to send them to you because here are the three best ones. And Gal should be able to read them.

All three of which are posted in breach of copyright however so not a brilliant idea to post the links on a site hosted by Terrys publisher there Pooh. :roll:

by **Tonyblack** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:29 am

The Mad Collector wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:Actually I don't need to send them to you because here are the three best ones. And Gal should be able to read them.

All three of which are posted in breach of copyright however so not a brilliant idea to post the links on a site hosted by Teryys publisher there Pooh.

I have altered Pooh's post accordingly.

You can also officially read Death and What Comes Next on LSpace.

Sorry to be a spoilsport, but as Mad points out, this site is owned by Terry's publisher.

by **deldaisy** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:47 am

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Excitement! I have never read these either!

by **poohcarrot** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:56 am

Ooops!

Sorry Transworld (even if you did nick my game!)

Well spotted boys!

by **DaveC** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:43 pm

Always wondered, in the audiobooks, do they correct misprints? I have read a few DWs where one character's name is written instead of the correct one. Or IS is written instead of IT. Anyone else notice these misprints in their copies?

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