Don't forget Verra, Verra Strong. Drinkin', Fightin' and Stealin'. They have been known to carry a coo (cow) or a ship (sheep) backwards very, very fast... often backwards and to the bewilderment of the animal.
They are known to cry "Oh Waily, Waily" when confronted with problems, such as "The Crossin' 'o' the Arms" "The Tappin' 'o' the Toes" and the dreaded "Pursin' 'o' the Lips" by Jeannie when they have come home late.
They were also thrown out of the underworld for being too rowdy.
I enjoy reading about Rob Anybody reading "Where's my Cow?" in front of his Kelda Jeannie and his new children watching in awe.
My Brother-in-law to be plays the Bagpipes, I can understand the feeling Tiffany must get when the Mousepipes are played.
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.