Ive just read the BBC news website today, and it gave me the idea for a new wizzard in UU:
The Lecturer in Indecently Disclosed Documents.
Possibly attached to the bursar as part of the legal team, so called because he likes to keep a L.I.D.D on things. (cue groans)
I imagine he has a library thats also in L space, full of filing cabinets with things that everybody should *never* see. Except they keep escaping. referred to by the faculty as "the gaoler" as thats where the post originated, he spends most of his time running* around as a sort of paper rat catcher.
anyway. What does everyone think.
*Where running is in UU terms. so more of a portly waddle.