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Postby chris.ph » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:31 pm

lets have a competition , who has the most orifices bet i win :shock: :wink:

2 eyes
2 ears
2nostrils
1 old boy (male twinkle)
2 arseholes :wink: :lol: (1 is sticking out of my stomach)
2bellybuttons(when they sowed me back up they literally went straight back up hence 2)
1mouth

go on then beat that :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:39 pm

Imageconsider it beaten,do you feel better now Chris . :lol:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Postby chris.ph » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:47 pm

i thought it was tina with the spanking fetish :lol:
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:51 pm

Well you did ask. :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:34 pm

chris.ph wrote:lets have a competition , who has the most orifices bet i win :shock: :wink:

2 eyes
2 ears
2nostrils
1 old boy (male twinkle)
2 arseholes :wink: :lol: (1 is sticking out of my stomach)
2bellybuttons(when they sowed me back up they literally went straight back up hence 2)
1mouth

I'm not counting natural bellybuttons so no surgically enhanced ones either - it has to have a purpose as an entrance/exit to be a proper orifice aside from collecting fluff and talcum powder... :P

10's pretty good for a bloke though as they're rather numerically handicapped downstairs! :twisted: :lol:

You should beat most people I think chris :wink: :P
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:40 pm

How can you describe a bellybutton (inny or outy) as an Orifice?
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Postby Dotsie » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:52 pm

It's more of an invagination (yes that is a real word - it means a narrow indentation) than an orifice. How deep does an invagination have to be before it's an orifice? And what about the GI tract, it goes all the way through so when does that stop being an orifice and start being a tube?

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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:11 pm

With the navel it's definitely a tube pre-partum and afterwards it's severed and then sealed (by tying off or natural shrivelling in mammals who have no opposable thumbs or who have failed to invent scissors... non-human mammal navels are all outies :wink: ), having served it's only natural purpose except perhaps as a surgical entry point for abdominal endoscopy and other delightful medical 'procedures' :P
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:25 pm

I invaginated my car when I hit a bus stop. :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:25 pm

Pervypants :lol:
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Postby kakaze » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:06 am

chris.ph wrote:lets have a competition , who has the most orifices bet i win :shock: :wink:

2 eyes
2 ears
2nostrils
1 old boy (male twinkle)
2 arseholes :wink: :lol: (1 is sticking out of my stomach)
2bellybuttons(when they sowed me back up they literally went straight back up hence 2)
1mouth

go on then beat that :lol: :lol: :lol:


If you're referring to your belly button, that would be a second gullet, not a second arse.

Now, if you're referring to a colostomy bag, that would be a different matter.... do you poop out of your paunch?
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Postby raisindot » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:10 am

Dotsie wrote:It's more of an invagination (yes that is a real word - it means a narrow indentation) than an orifice. How deep does an invagination have to be before it's an orifice? And what about the GI tract, it goes all the way through so when does that stop being an orifice and start being a tube?

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Is the crack between the cheeks an invagination?

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Postby raisindot » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:11 am

poohcarrot wrote:I invaginated my car when I hit a bus stop. :lol:


Well, better your car than yourself... :lol:

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Postby Dotsie » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:23 am

raisindot wrote:Is the crack between the cheeks an invagination?

J-I-B :shock:


Actually it's referred to as a "cleft".
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:36 pm

Dotsie wrote:
raisindot wrote:Is the crack between the cheeks an invagination?

J-I-B :shock:


Actually it's referred to as a "cleft".
Is that the same as a hare one :wink:
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