Thief of Time question (not for the squeamish)

[chris.ph]

lets have a competition , who has the most orifices bet i win

2 eyes
2 ears
2nostrils
1 old boy (male twinkle)
2 arseholes (1 is sticking out of my stomach)
2bellybuttons(when they sowed me back up they literally went straight back up hence 2)
1mouth

go on then beat that

[Who's Wee Dug]

consider it beaten,do you feel better now Chris .

[chris.ph]

i thought it was tina with the spanking fetish

[Who's Wee Dug]

Well you did ask.

[Jan Van Quirm]

lets have a competition , who has the most orifices bet i win

2 eyes
2 ears
2nostrils
1 old boy (male twinkle)
2 arseholes (1 is sticking out of my stomach)
2bellybuttons(when they sowed me back up they literally went straight back up hence 2)
1mouth

I'm not counting natural bellybuttons so no surgically enhanced ones either - it has to have a purpose as an entrance/exit to be a proper orifice aside from collecting fluff and talcum powder...

10's pretty good for a bloke though as they're rather numerically handicapped downstairs!

You should beat most people I think chris

[Bouncy Castle]

How can you describe a bellybutton (inny or outy) as an Orifice?

[Dotsie]

It's more of an invagination (yes that is a real word - it means a narrow indentation) than an orifice. How deep does an invagination have to be before it's an orifice? And what about the GI tract, it goes all the way through so when does that stop being an orifice and start being a tube?

People are complicated, and that's a fact.

[Jan Van Quirm]

With the navel it's definitely a tube pre-partum and afterwards it's severed and then sealed (by tying off or natural shrivelling in mammals who have no opposable thumbs or who have failed to invent scissors... non-human mammal navels are all outies ), having served it's only natural purpose except perhaps as a surgical entry point for abdominal endoscopy and other delightful medical 'procedures'

[poohcarrot]

I invaginated my car when I hit a bus stop.

[Jan Van Quirm]

Pervypants

[kakaze]

lets have a competition , who has the most orifices bet i win

2 eyes
2 ears
2nostrils
1 old boy (male twinkle)
2 arseholes (1 is sticking out of my stomach)
2bellybuttons(when they sowed me back up they literally went straight back up hence 2)
1mouth

go on then beat that

If you're referring to your belly button, that would be a second gullet, not a second arse.

Now, if you're referring to a colostomy bag, that would be a different matter.... do you poop out of your paunch?

[raisindot]

It's more of an invagination (yes that is a real word - it means a narrow indentation) than an orifice. How deep does an invagination have to be before it's an orifice? And what about the GI tract, it goes all the way through so when does that stop being an orifice and start being a tube?

People are complicated, and that's a fact.

Is the crack between the cheeks an invagination?

J-I-B

[raisindot]

I invaginated my car when I hit a bus stop.

Well, better your car than yourself...

J-I-B

[Dotsie]

Is the crack between the cheeks an invagination?

J-I-B

Actually it's referred to as a "cleft".

[Who's Wee Dug]

Is the crack between the cheeks an invagination?

J-I-B

Actually it's referred to as a "cleft".

Is that the same as a hare one