What character would you be on the Discworld?

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Postby captainsmog » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:08 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote::lol: Click my sig and you can have a rootle around and see for yourself.


Oooops... My eyes were in my shoes!
(It was late and I was tired when I wrote, but I feel ridiculous anyway) :oops:
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Postby captainsmog » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:26 am

Nobody wants to add his/her character?
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Postby poohcarrot » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:47 am

Name - Captain Cabbage
Race - Half man, Half cabbage, Halfwit
Age - Can't count
Size - 12" high, fat and round with a green mask and cape
Colors - Green
Job - Protector of the cabbage fields
Country - Sto Lat
Particularity - Afraid of snails
Quality - Flies like a stone, super weak
Defect - A bit wiffy, very boring, and leaves a bad taste in people's mouths
Other - Along with Captain Cucumber. Captain Cauliflower and Captain Carrot (no relation) we form the Justice League of Vegi-Human superfluous heroes
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Postby Kladivo » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:00 am

-Name? --------- Has one.
-Race? ---------- Dwarf.
-Age? ----------- Wouldn't care to remember.
-Size? ----------- Up or Across?
-Colors? --------- Can see some.
-Job? ------------- Organising/Fixing/Knowing things. That's all you need to know.
-Country? ------- Not that bothered. Born in Uberwald, living in A-M now.
-Particularity? --- Actually quite good with origami, prefers flowers.
-Quality? -------- Grunts (instead of bashing on the head without warning)
-Defect? --------- Thinks that Can Sing.
-Other? ---------- You buy me a drink, I tell ya.
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:02 pm

captainsmog wrote:
Jan Van Quirm wrote::lol: Click my sig and you can have a rootle around and see for yourself.


Oooops... My eyes were in my shoes!
(It was late and I was tired when I wrote, but I feel ridiculous anyway) :oops:

Sorry for not replying - must have got into the wrong trouser leg again :oops: :wink:

Feeling ridiculous can be such fun - it's rather 8) !
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Postby MissTeatime » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:13 pm

Name: Miss Teatime, first name unknown. No relation to mr. Teatime.
Race: Human
Age: Young-ish. Mentally ancient.
Size: Regrettably small.
Colours: Mainly black, but there are always splashes of other colours. Like red. Just kidding... :wink:
Job: Works for the Ankh-Morpork Times. Gives a whole new meaning to the expression "hard-hitting journalism".
Country(City): Ankh-Morpork, but travels around quite a lot because of the job.
Particularity: Reads and writes superfast. Really. Yes, that fast.
Quality: Can dig out information like no one else.
Defect: Not very good at the whole being social-thing. Has hardly any friends, for some reason. May appear rude.
Other: Started out as an apprentice to a witch but got kicked out for bad behaviour. Something she to this day still can't understand.
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Postby Danny B » Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:39 pm

Blooming heck! I've only just spotted this thread, I haven't written out a character sheet in years! Lesse' now...

Name:- Tristram Carter (His parents owned a book and were determined to show it.)
Race:- Human
Age:- About 25
Size:- Medium height, medium build.
Colours Nondescript browns, greens and greys.
Job:- Technically a poacher, since all the forests belong to the King, but since no-one has ever told him not to, he prefers "huntsman".
Country:- Lancre
Particularity Extraordinarily chatty when in town, utterly silent and taciturn when in the forests. Mortally afraid of Magrat Garlick. (Yes, Magrat. When asked why this is the case, he simply mutters "I have reasons.", then remains silent on the matter.)
Quality:- Very patient, very observant, detests those who are cruel to animals, or hunt for sport.
Defect:- Lacks motivation and willpower except when angry, overly aggressive when someone/thing invades what he regards as his forests (Although he never voices that proprietary feeling if he suspects that Granny may be nearby.).
Other:- Since the events of CJ, has taken to wandering the forests near the Uberwald side of the mountains. What he actually intends to do if another incursion occurs is something he hasn't given much thought to. This is something he may one day have cause to regret...
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Postby captainsmog » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:34 pm

Yess!
All your characters are very cool and original!


If you have already done one, but want to add one or two or three or..., don't hesitate! :wink:
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