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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:10 pm

hehehehehe!! Well, as the owner of a pair 'o' knockers, I have been gawped at by many. I was unfortunately sensitized to them by an evil man who molested me and a large group of lesser endowed girls who decided it was their mission in life to make me miserable about them. Most of us, excepting strippers, learned to walk with hunched shoulders or be beaten up for having them. Gotta love the US eh Pooh?

I love the episode of Two and a Half men where Jake draws a picture of a girl in school and names her "Boobarella" SIGNS it and passes it around class. Alan had to meet with the principal and the girls mom. He proceeded to make such an ass out of himself before the meeting that it makes it a truly hilarious episode. My favorite quotes were the mother "I'm UP HERE Bottle Baby" and Alan when the female principal comes out "Oh God, my boy's going to get the chair"

There are many men whom I have met since who explained... "I only look a chick in the eyes when I want to get some, ya know?", and while that is Not a sufficient answer, I now take great pride in knowing that I have the choice to expose cleavage or not.

The true idjuts are the ones who would stare at my "chestal" region while speaking with me even when wearing the same full body covering work coveralls with full pockets over the "boobal" area and were too childish to even take their eyes off them when I bent down to get their attention.
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Tonyblack » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:27 pm

I always feel a bit rude when trying to read slogans on t-shirts worn by women. I'm not gawping at their boobs, I'm trying to see what statement they are displaying.

Women who wear slogans on their shirts must expect them to be read. :wink:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:37 pm

Hell Yeah! Otherwise we would be wearing something else. George Carlin always wore black, plain Tee-shirts, his opinion was screw you and your silly slogan.

I like slogans, especially ones than generate either adoration or 'snobby voice' "I don't approve of that shirt" to which my reply is "That is your choice dear."

OOOH I am tired and want to go back to bed. However, I shall be hopping into the shower and heading to the paintball field to make some money. I am simply gobsmacked that people are lining up in the wings to play paintball this year. It is a sign of the economy I think. They want to have a memory rather than "going to a theme park" and we are in the business of memories. We have had No bad remarks, and we are doing very well in spite of the rotten economy. Maybe I will make my hair more purple for these guys. :twisted: Tis a Polish group from Lombard IL, and for $1000, I can take a min to dye my hair lol. :lol: The guy who made the reservations first name is Led... it was all I could do not to make a comment... :twisted:
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Dotsie » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:49 pm

Tonyblack wrote:I always feel a bit rude when trying to read slogans on t-shirts worn by women. I'm not gawping at their boobs, I'm trying to see what statement they are displaying.

Women who wear slogans on their shirts must expect them to be read. :wink:


I've stopped wearing slogan t-shirts. It's embarrassing that people have to walk around me in order to read the whole slogan :oops:
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Postby Tonyblack » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:54 pm

I got a tee shirt that say's

If you obey
All the rules
you miss on
all the fun!

On the front!
Who Watches The WatchMan?

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:06 pm

A friend of mine has a t-shirt that say's this:
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A poster outside one shop urged people to Dig For Victory, as if it were some kind of turnip.
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Postby chris.ph » Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:34 pm

my friends wife is rather well endowed in the chest department, she walked into the pub with a t shirt saying "im up here perv* :lol:

it took me ages to read it :lol: :D
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:13 pm

Lady Vetinari wrote:I got a tee shirt that say's

If you obey
All the rules
you miss on
all the fun!

On the front!
But what does it say on the back!!! :wink:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:20 pm

Nothing ...
Who Watches The WatchMan?

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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:35 pm

Oh! ballocks all dispointed now why have nothing printed on the back. :lol:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:39 pm

You could fill the void with what you want ... provided it's not too rude ... :lol:

Personally I feel the void with

I am 99% Angel
It's the 1% Devil
You should worry
about!
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:32 am

Oooh! I have a similar one! :lol:

I'm 99% Devil
It's the 1% Angel
I'm worried about
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Postby Batty » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:48 pm

:lol: :lol:
Don't worry pooh. Tell yourself that the 1% is a Hells Angel! Image
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:53 pm

:twisted:
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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