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Postby Lady Vetinari » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:25 pm

Well Pooh I die my hair Black ... enough said!!!!
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:27 pm

Kladivo wrote:And before that, poor sods have to walk around ginger


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Postby Kladivo » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:37 pm

poohcarrot wrote:
Kladivo wrote:And before that, poor sods have to walk around ginger


God likes a laugh as much as the next Mythical Sky Pixie :lol:


Oh yeah, HE has a laugh, no doubt :>
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Postby Batty » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:04 pm

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What about the people who have too much hair? Image I once worked with an extremely hairy man. He even had thick dark hair on his lower fingers. When his wife gave birth, I used to refer to his son as a 'cub' - although not within his hearing!
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Postby chris.ph » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:33 pm

i weas in the navy with a scottish boy who literally had fur :shock: it didnt help when we duck taped him to a table and immaced his chest (and no i dont know why we had hair remover on a destroyer :roll: )
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Postby Dotsie » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:32 pm

That poor man chris! :shock:

Being blond is a curse. People treat you differently to brunettes, although they might not realise it. The seat next to me on the bus is always the last to be taken (and there are some right types on there believe me), because blond hair makes me unapproachable.

Gonna dye it. :twisted: Then people won't realise I'm unapproachable until it's too late!
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:45 pm

Go purple Dotsie - you'll always get a seat to yourself then no matter how full the bus gets :lol:

On 2nd thoughts did you ever think it might be your magnificent bosom that's doing it? :shock: Most blokes would want to admire from a distance rather than close up (e.g. Summer season strap hanging on the Tube is generally just an excuse to gawp down cleavages :x )
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Postby Dotsie » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:46 pm

Damn, you must be right! :lol:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:51 pm

Yeah and gets away with it an all ... if women gawp at mens groins they're considered sluts ... men gawping at women's chests and flirt around and they're considered a true beacon of manhood ... :evil: !
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:16 am

Lady Vetinari wrote:Yeah and gets away with it an all ... if women gawp at mens groins they're considered sluts ... men gawping at women's chests and flirt around and they're considered a true beacon of manhood ... :evil: !


You are only talking from a "selective male" point of view.

Do other women consider looking at men's groins as sluttish behaviour?

Do other women consider men gawping at women's chests to be a true beacon of manhood?
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Postby Dotsie » Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:26 am

No-one considers chest-gawping to be manly behaviour, surely. Men I know are proud of their ability to gawp without being noticed. Those who stare openly are seen as sad old pervs.

Do women gawp at crotches? Unless there's something huge down there, there's not much to see, is there?
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Postby Batty » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:32 am

Dotsie wrote:No-one Do women gawp at crotches? Unless there's something huge down there, there's not much to see, is there?

You don't know the answer to that unless you look! :oops:
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Postby Dotsie » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:12 am

I'm sure a discrete glance will be adequate :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:49 pm

Like a discreet glance at a pair of knockers? :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:05 pm

*Gets broomstick thick knitting needles and super-sized 20-ply wool to make a really thick pair of trouser socks for some poor ba*st*rd...*

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