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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:40 am

Gave up on the Scottish!
This one's for Who's Wee Dug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fERekxzkjFE

All this talk of getting old
It's getting Dug down, och aye
Like a cat with jet lag, no idea of the time
His plane's a-comin' down

And I hope you're reading Pterry
As you lay down on your side
Who's Wee Dugs don't work
They just go to conventions
But I know he'll see Pterry's face again

Who's Wee Dugs don't work
They just go to conventions
But I know he'll see Pterry's face again

But I know he's on a drinking streak
'Cause he passed out on my old street
And if you wanna spew, then just let me know
And I'll bring a bucket again

Who's Wee Dugs don't work
They just go to conventions
But I know he'll see Pterry's face again

'Cause Duggie, ooh, the whisky's gone, he's coming to
The Feegles said, "He'll na tak' a drink! I think that he's deid!

All this talk of getting old
It's getting Dug down, och aye
Like a cat with jet lag, no idea of the time
His plane's a-comin' down

Who's Wee Dugs don't work
They just go to conventions
But I know he'll see Pterry's face again

'Cause Duggie, ooh, if whisky's gone, he's coming to
The Feegles said, "He'll na tak' a drink! I think that he's deid!

But if you wanna spew, just let me know
And I'll bring a bucket again

Who's Wee Dugs don't work
They just go to conventions
But I know he'll see Pterry's face again

Yeah, I know he'll see Pterry's face again

Yeah, I know he'll see Pterry's face again
Yeah, I know he'll see Pterry's face again
Yeah, I know he'll see Pterry's face again

He's never gonna work, no never gonna work
No more, no more, no more, no more, no more
He's never gonna work, no never gonna work
No more, no more, no more, no more, no more
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:03 pm

:lol: 8) :lol:

I'll let you off no doin' a puir Scots trrrrrranslation - how's yer Klatchian? :P

Lady V - yours latter :wink:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:05 pm

lol ... oh dear :? ... I probably should be scared! :shock:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:17 am

Hope it was worth the wait - seriously out of inspiration all this week :oops:

Daydream Believer

Oh, you can dream that you write
Of the vampire’s killing bite
Your fantasies rise into the night.
Then you yawn as you rise,
Wipe the sleep out of your eyes,
Let your words flow free, so true and bright

Cheer up, Lady Vee.
You know what that means.
You’re a daydream believer
Not some daft beauty queen.

Well I once thought of you
As a goth-chick, sad and blue
Now I know I’m wrong, so you can sue!
Your dreams form thoughts clear and wild
Pure and new just like a child’s
Imagine rainbows, create your own view

Wake up, Lady Vee.
Sure that’s what it means.
You’re a daydream believer,
Not an insipid queen.
Cheer up, Lady Vee.
You know what that means.
You’re a daydream believer
Not some daft beauty queen.

Instrumental then repeat…
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:21 am

:lol: 8) I like!

I work hard at not being an insipid beauty queen ... :wink: !

Sjoerd I will get onto yours soon as I will your Who's Wee Doug - as soon as you send me a list ...
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:29 am

Can't wait :D
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:14 pm

I hope it was worth the wait ... I'm sorry for being so late...


Words and music by Mars Bonfire edited for fun by Lady V.

Get your postin goin
Head out on the Guildty
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes your way
Yeah Sjoerd go make Pooh squirm
Take the discworld in a love embrace
Post all of your thoughts at once
And send 'em out into cyberspace

I like smoke and lightning
And music with rocks in
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Sjoerd go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Post all of your thoughts at once
And send 'em out into cyberspace

Like a true Pratchett child
You were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die (I'm innocent Pooh!)

Born to be wild
Born to be wild
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:18 pm

:lol: Brilliant thanks a lot :lol:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:22 pm

You promised me one remember ... love this thread by the way ...
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:31 pm

I know When Lady Vetinari smiles :wink: I shall give it a try :lol:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:47 pm

Who's Wee Doug ... got that list sorted out yet?
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:54 pm

Okay this is my first (pathetic) attempt :wink:

When Lady Vetinari smiles,
You know it drives his lordship wild
Her lips are cold but resourceful
When her long teeth,
Go drawing blood from him at night,
Then the mood is soft and sensual, hu-u
And he loves it, yeah he loves it
It's the answer to all his dreams
Every time it feels like the earth is shakin'
It doesn't matter, a glass is fallin',
He hears it shatter,
Maybe it's raining, faster and faster, shadow dancin'
Together oh Lord Vetinari is a bettin' on the game of love
Oh oh oh Lord Vetinari is bettin' that love is gonna come out
When the walls no longer look, back at him
And Lady Vetinari is feelin' proud

When Lady Vetinari smiles,
She holds Lord Vetinari in her hand
As a matter of fact,
She could never let him down
But when Lady Vetinari smiles,
Lord Vetinari can't resist her call
As a matter of fact,
He can’t resist her at all
They are flying through clouds
And Lady Vetinari is leadin' the way

Drumknott tells him,
Lady Vetinari is the beast inside Ankh-Morpork
Lord Vetinari has heard it all before
A fallen vampire,
That has got him hypnotized
And that always needs some more, bloo-ood
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:56 pm

Don't know the original song but that was really good ... wish I could hold Lord Vetinari in my thrall ... :twisted: !
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:57 pm

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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:14 pm

:lol: Spew pooh and waste all that guid bevy, yur aff yur heid sonny boy.ImageImage marks for effort though.
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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