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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:48 pm

What you should do is click on the song then put it at the bottom and read the words and listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM

Love Shack - B52s (For Tina)

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Paintball Shack! Paintball yeah
I'm headin' down the Byron highway,
lookin' for the paintball getaway
Heading for the paintball getaway, paintball getaway,
I got me a bruise, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down
To the paintball Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your paintball money

The paintball Shack is a little old place
where we can shoot the crap out of each other
Paintball Shack Tina, Paintball Shack Ti-na.
Paintball Tina, that's where it's at,
Ooo paintball Tina, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools,
'cause paintball rules at the paintball Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Paint on the mattress
Paint on the highway
Paint on the front porch
Paint on the hallway

The Paintball Shack is a little old place
where we can pretend we're in I-raq
Paintball Shack Ti-na! Paintball Shack Tina!
Paintball Shack, that's where it's at!
Shootin' and a hidin'', yellin'' and a camourflagin',
wearin' next to nothing (apart from safety goggles)
Cause it's hot as an oven (except when it rains ie; most of the time)
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Shootin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's shootin', everybody's groanin' Tina!
Folks linin' up outside just to blast each other to bits
Everybody's shootin', everybody's groanin' Tina
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!

Fell over in the mud,
Bruise big as a whale
and it's about to turn purple!
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So c'mon and bring your paintball money.

The paintball Shack is a little old place
where we can unleash our frustrations of the modern world
Paintball Shack Tina! Paintball Shack Ti-na!
(Paintball Shack...Paintball Shack...)
Paintball Shack, that's where it's at!

Bang bang bang on your foes Tina!
Shoot a little lower Tina!
Bang bang bang on your enemies Tina!
I can't hear you (Because I've been permenantly deafened due to being shot in the ear at close range)
Bang bang on your foes Tina
Bang bang on your friends
Bang bang on your foes Tina
Bang bang
You're what?... Early?, didn't read the website!
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:01 pm

I've been thinking of songs and forum members all day and have hit upon a good 'un for Jan. Just need to think of a couple more line changes.

Here are some of the ones I started but got stuck with;

Paint it black - The Stones
- I see a red dwarf and I think of Tonyblack

The Scientist - Coldplay (Dotsie)
-Come to the forum, tell you you're funny, you don't know how sarky you are.

Denis Denis - Blondie
-Batty Batty

Swords of a thousand men - Ten Pole Tudor
Sjoerd's from the Netherlands

Lady Madonna - Beatles
Lady Vetinari

etc etc
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:28 pm

You mean like this?

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Put both windows on half screen view :twisted: Much easier if you have Windows 7 and touch screen wonderfulness natch! :wink: But for all of us peeps slumming it with IE8 Firefox etc etc

:lol:

Now what can we do for smartypants...?
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:49 pm

No, I don't mean like that. I mean only have the words on screen and follow them while listening to the actual song. Having the video up too just gets in the way of the words. :P
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:55 pm

Rock n Roll Suicide - David Bowie

Dedicated to Jan and her extremely long posts. :twisted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jg4ekLG9Zo

Jan takes a cho-co-late, puts it in her mouth
A Cadbury's finger, then another finger, then a cho-co-late
Lots of words she's posting, you scan them, then you forget
Ohhh oh oh oh, you're a cho-co-late suicide

You're too old to flaunt it, too young for a bus pass
The forum waits so patiently on your posts
Can't walk past a cake shop, overeat when you've lived too long
Oh, no, no, no, you're a cho-co-late suicide

Toby is snarling
as you stumble across the keys
But the day breaks instead so you go to bed
Don't let your PC blast your sleep time
Don't let Poohcarrot screw your mind
He's so natural, religiously unkind (No I'm not!)

Oh no Jan! Don't write a tome!
Arguing with yourself but you're too unfair
You got your words all tangled up but if I could only
make you spell
Oh no Jan! Don't write a tome!
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
Your views seem to lacerate my brain
I've had my fill, I'll help you with the grammar
Don't write a tome!

Just turn on your PC but don't write a tome
Lets turn on and not write a tome (wonderful)
Gimme your insults cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Gimme your insults cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Oh gimme your insults.
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:06 pm

That's possibly my fave Bowie song too - great research :lol:

poohcarrot wrote:No, I don't mean like that. I mean only have the words on screen and follow them while listening to the actual song. Having the video up too just gets in the way of the words. :P

........
Toby is snarling
as you stumble across the keys
But the day breaks instead so you go to bed
Don't let your PC blast your sleep time
Don't let Poohcarrot screw your mind
He's so natural, religiously unkind (No I'm not!)
.............

Some of us give imagery more weight and need the visuals (like Shaque D'amour :lol: ) Vertically side by side works best for me :twisted:

You can't find something that fits in every respect for that one? :roll: C'mon! Get that vocab working - hows about

realistically unkind

No? try this one out then...
fatalistically unkind

Hmm - or did you mean you're not unkind? :lol:
atheistically kind

Some of those don't quite scan but they're lyrics so you can fudge them quite well :twisted:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:36 pm

:lol: :lol: This is really great Pooh :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:14 pm

Lady Vetinari, Children at your feet
Wond'rin' how your gonna get the cats to eat
Lady Vetinari, Bills hang o'er your head
Wonder if you'll ever manage to get to bed

Monday morning's dogs are chasing the kids
Tuesday morning they've all got the flu
Wednesdy morning cats and dogs are fighting
Poor poor Lady, Whatcha gonna do??????
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Dotsie » Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:37 pm

And guess who this is for - T-rex, "Blackjack (Big poohcarrot)"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WKRsbqzjws

pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh,
pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh, oh yeah
well now Jan is typing that pooh is being
such a smartypants
oh yeah
well he needs a spanking just for being
such a smartypants
pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh,
thanks for being you you, you you, oh yeah
cos we wouldn’t change him, even if he is
such a smartypants :P
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Postby chris.ph » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:19 pm

whats going on isit half term in japan as well pooh or are you thinking these up whilst envigilating exams :lol: bloody good tho :D
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:44 pm

Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:Lady Vetinari, Children at your feet
Wond'rin' how your gonna get the cats to eat
Lady Vetinari, Bills hang o'er your head
Wonder if you'll ever manage to get to bed

Monday morning's dogs are chasing the kids
Tuesday morning they've all got the flu
Wednesdy morning cats and dogs are fighting
Poor poor Lady, Whatcha gonna do??????


Wish I knew the tune ... but that's funny in any case, thanks Tina ... I wish I could re arrange song lyrics!

Really wish I could do one for Pooh ...
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:40 pm

The song that was here has been self-censored due to excessive political content. One shouldn't be rude about the next President of the US.
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:10 am

Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics

Dedicated to Chris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQHrspjw4aA

Slam dreams are made for Chris
Who isn't Welsh can disagree
He's traveled the world and the seven seas
Troy's big body's hogging the sofa

Alcohol wants to use you
Alcohol wants to get used by you
Alcohol wants to abuse you
Alcohol wants to be abused


Keep your hod up, shave his bum
Hold your hod up, shave his tum
Keep your hod up, shave his bum
Hold your hod up, shave his tum
Keep your hod up, shave his bum
Shave his bum!
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:54 am

Nice one Dotsie. :lol:

A bit obsure. I thought I knew all T Rex but not that, where was it from?
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Postby Dotsie » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:22 am

Not a clue. I just liked it for the pooh poohs :lol:
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