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Postby Dotsie » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:15 pm

I'll help too - I poured lemon juice on a paper cut and made it smart.

Sorry! :oops:




(explanation - in this case, to smart means to cause a minor amount of pain)
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Postby chris.ph » Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:59 pm

my god jan and pooh working in harmony mind you it is christmas :shock: :lol:
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:17 pm

Dotsie on a rating of 1-10 how smart did it get. :lol:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:04 pm

Wrong Jan chris - we did however have a short truce in Nomansorelvesland on Xmas day for the Elf! thread but you wouldn''t have noticed as it was all on PM :twisted:
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:06 pm

...but Dotsie's use of the word "smart" is as a verb, whereas Janet and I were using it as an adjective. 8)
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:39 am

Could smart also mean smart-ass, as in posh and self-righteous? it sounds like that to me.

Actually, Crys, not to push you off this or be rude, but we have another topic called 'Ask Ridcully' for questions of the head, and i created this one to separate them from questins of the heart. But it doenst make much difference at the moment as neither are very busy.
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:43 am

...but smart-ass (US) or smart-arse (UK) is using the smart=clever adjective meaning. :D

If this thread is for questions of the heart, then how many ventricles are do we have? :P
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:58 am

I don't know. How many of you are there? :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:04 am

11.
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Postby Dotsie » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:02 pm

Is that binary? Or are you saying there are 11 of you? :shock:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:28 am

He cops a fair plea to being a dude, so I am guessing Binary. :twisted: :lol:
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby poohcarrot » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:11 am

When I said "We" I meant human beings in general. I do not have multiple personalities. Yes I do. You shut up. Or else what you old git? Right that's it. Get me! :twisted:
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:23 am

Ponder Stibbons wrote:Actually, Crys, not to push you off this or be rude, but we have another topic called 'Ask Ridcully' for questions of the head, and i created this one to separate them from questins of the heart.


Actually, Ponder, ( :lol: )I looked for the Ask Ridcully thread, but I didn't find it and didn't want to spend much time looking for it, so I thought noone would have bothered if I had used this one instead :wink: You don't mind, right?Please? :lol: :P pleeease?Image
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:51 pm

Course not Crys :wink:
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:22 am

Course not. i do that when i can't find me glasses.

Well, pooh, then you can do whatever you want to do safe in the knowledge that you have 22 ventricles. at least when your drunk. :lol: :lol:
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