Our Pets - two cats Murphy and Tess.
Murphy is one seriously baffled cat. He yarks to get out, so you let him out at the front door. He then goes straight round the back and yarks to come back in. Does this all day and it drives me potty.
Tess is big, fat, smelly and altogether evil - with the devil in her eyes. My wife assures me she is in fact a lovely animal but after nearly eleven years, I still fail to see it. Tess doesnt like me much and the feeling is mutual
We also have some fish, tropical thingies. My youngest son Kieran named them all. When asked to provide non de plume's for the seven tank inhabitants, he proudly announced 'Kierans Fish' so there you go, a collective.
Finally we've inherited a huge black garden spider which lives along the alcove. He spends his day weaving webs which my wife then sweeps away. she keeps telling me to put him outside, but bless him, I like the little -er- big fella and he eats Daddy longlegs by the dozen. There's bits of them left in the little web that my wife has yet to find