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Postby Trish » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:51 pm

chris.ph wrote:is there anybody healthy on here :wink: :lol:


No. Absolutely not.
Sick in body, twisted of mind.
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:58 am

Tut tut Trish!

Fancy saying such things about Dotsie! :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:25 am

Dotsie does have a handbag remember! Dearie :twisted:
"Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.” George Bernard Shaw
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Postby Dotsie » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:18 pm

Hey! I heard that!

Handbag coming your way mister :twisted:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:11 pm

poohcarrot wrote:Chris

I'm healthy and happy! 8)

Tina

Has anything ever nice happened to you in your whole life?


1)I taught meself to play guitar
2)I met Jimmy Buffett in '77
3)had some kewl plane rides (though usually following jail time and being brought home by angry parents)
4)I married a great guy 7-3-2003(still together)
5)I have two kids who are not in prison
6)I have smoked some interesting things
7)I wandered around the Dominican Republic alone about once every 6 weeks for a year and 1/2 in '76 and '77
eight)I won a guitar signed by Rick Nielsen
9)I met Miles Nielsen Rick's son who is gratefully not like his father at all
10)I Parasailed just off St. Pete's Beach about 11 times, once with my youngest son, That rocked.
11)I went to great concerts with same son after divorcing his git father.
12)I became a JourneyChick in fixing and programming Robots and systems to make them get along.
13)I joined this forum
14)I discovered Terry Pratchett Books
15)I discovered LoTR
16)I still live, although the desirability of that wavers from day to day
17)I found a GREAT counselor who taught me how to Not completely hate and loath meself.
eighteen)I have had the opportunity to give to others which always rocks.
19)I have a good shrink now.
20)Occasionally engaged in Great sex which did not have the "slut" connotation added afterwards.

Almost none of that is in Chronological order, but, I shall let you know if I think of more. Mostly it has been sucky with Brief periods of joy. Sorry if that disappoints, but hey, you didn't have my parents or my town, or pedophiles as relatives and/or neighbors, or get told to keep quiet because we would lose our house if your father found out since he would have killed the guy and gone to prison according to mommie dearest, or have a massive head injury at age 5 which caused your mother to tell everyone you were a retard so she could bask in the sorrow and mourning until they found out your I.Q. was over 150.

Belvidere IL USA has an incredible ratio of pedophiles, rapists, gangs, pimps, and many other endearing qualities. Lovely place now that they paint Murals on the buildings and still they keep finding those pesky pedophiles.

p.s. had to write out eight and eighteen because it made 8)
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:24 am

See? It's not all bad, all the time. :P
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:16 pm

poohcarrot wrote:See? It's not all bad, all the time.

Enough of that Poohlyanna! :P

Let a person get lost in the moment once in a while - some of us enjoy a jolly good moan/rant/scream :twisted:
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Postby chris.ph » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:50 pm

just got out of hospital after being rushed in yesterday, had an inspection done under general anesthetic and ive got to go back tomorrow to find out when theyve got and have a route around my guts again :cry:
nevermind there are worse off people than me :wink:
my sister always said i was a big pain in the arse :lol: now ive got one :lol:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:03 pm

Yes, a good moan is good for you. I have kept it bottled up far too long and unless I commit ghastly crimes on mommie dearest, it will probably keep coming out. Even if I did commit murder most vile, it would come out in scratchings on my cell walls.

BTW, I did warn everyone that I screwed up on my thyroid meds and it makes one wonky for months. I am sure I will pass out of this and onto the next crisis with my usual stumbling and grasping way.

TP Did say we are a bunch of Loonies, after all.
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:18 pm

Best bunch of loonies ever - anywhere! (((((hugs)))))
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Postby Dotsie » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:51 am

Chris I hope everything's OK - I'm sure it will be :) Sorry about your pain in the arse though :(
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Postby poohcarrot » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:04 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:See? It's not all bad, all the time.

Enough of that Poohlyanna! :P

Let a person get lost in the moment once in a while - some of us enjoy a jolly good moan/rant/scream :twisted:


I'd never heard of Pollyanna, so I checked Wiki. Seems like she had the right idea - it's all a question of positive thinking. 8)
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:38 pm

indeed - but she was bloody annoying too which is something you enjoy as well Poohly isn't it? :wink:
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Postby Tonyblack » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:52 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:indeed - but she was bloody annoying too which is something you enjoy as well Poohly isn't it? :wink:
Poohlyanna? :wink:
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Postby poohcarrot » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:53 pm

All I can say is;

"Populace upon vessel household shouldn't to hurl the heel" :twisted:

(I translated "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" into Latin, then translated it back to English)

This crappy Latin translator will keep me amused for days! :lol:
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