Welcome to the boards. I think you'll find it's filled with deviant minds and people whose sanity might have been let loose to run around once too often and never came back. It's a fine place for internet folk to go, I'm sure you'll like it just fine.
Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't know the fine Mr. The Stout One. So I shall ask a question to break the proverbial ice: Where did you go and why did you come back? If the answer is New Jersey, you don't need to bother with the second part.
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. [The Last Continent]