But there are only nine, Angua! You've short-changed us!!!

Oh...will you look at that, so I have. So sorry about that. Worst is, I was told this a few days ago by someone from work and didn't even notice there was one answer too few...
Well, let's say the last one is tit then.
Another bit of information if the conversation at the party starts to dwindle:
"Mageiricophobia" is the intense fear of having to cook.

There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
- Feet of clay.