What To Say At A Dinner Party When The Conversation Is Dying

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

I really didn't think about clowns until I had to work with one who kept telling me he had seen me out in public (would not tell me where) with my son. He was the most dour, and grumpy man I knew at the time. I only saw him smile when he was cackling at someone else's distress.

[Tonyblack]

A friend on mine's boyfriend told her he was going to circus school to train to be a clown - she dumped him.

Laugh at that Bozo!

That's very creepy Tina.

[WannabeAngua]

There's a reason why Stephen King has a clown as the bad geezer in It... They're creepy and I think they're constantly plotting horrible things they would like to do to the people who laugh at them - brrrr!
I haven't got many phobias, but I would hate to be alone with a clown anywhere.

You've all seen Killer clowns from outer space I take it?

[bikkit]

This is how I explain my fear of clowns: If you opened the door to your bedroom what would you rather see, a burgler or a clown just standing there, smiling.

[Dotsie]

Well neither really

[bikkit]

What I meant is that at least yuo know why the theif is there.

[poohbcarrot]

What if he's a thief dressed up as a clown to disguise himself?

[bikkit]

Run away and hide!

[chris.ph]

if he gets passedthe dog he would have hell of a shock with me opening my bedroom door

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

This is how I explain my fear of clowns: If you opened the door to your bedroom what would you rather see, a burgler or a clown just standing there, smiling.

Definitely a burglar. Much less creepy.

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

if he gets passedthe dog he would have hell of a shock with me opening my bedroom door

LMAO!!!!!

[Jakindra]

It creeps me out the way they smile all the time... does the turtle have a pink ribbon around its right "arm"? I just noticed now :O But I do believe one of the weirdest phobias are Xanthophobia, which is fear of the colour or word yellow.

[Tonyblack]

does the turtle have a pink ribbon around its right "arm"? I just noticed now :O

I thought that when I saw it as well - but if you look HERE on the site's main page, you'll see he/she is actually towing a banner.

[Jakindra]

ah, figures then like the front page btw <3

[Catch-up]

Well neither really

That just made me laugh out loud.