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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby The Mad Collector » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:11 pm

Now I'm not suggesting it's a slow news week here in Shropshire or anything but yesterday the local paper had a headline about a clown losing a shoe :roll:

http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2014/04/16/jerrys-not-jolly-after-losing-shoe-in-telford/

but it's alright he's found it now according to todays headline :roll: :roll:

http://www.shropshirestar.com/entertainment/2014/04/17/jerry-the-clown-reunited-with-shoe-lost-in-telford/
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Catch-up » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:45 pm

:lol: That made my day!
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:13 pm

He should'nt clown about while travelling, but if he had waited he might found one at their next stop in Car Boot Site. :whistle:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:41 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My friend is always writing letters to the Shropshire Star (sometimes with my help). She loves to stir things up.
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Ghost » Wed May 14, 2014 10:40 am

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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Ghost » Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:05 pm

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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby The Mad Collector » Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:11 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Tonyblack » Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Penfold » Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:21 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby janet » Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:30 pm

Tempted to put myself on ebay! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby wicked woman » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:15 pm

janet wrote:Tempted to put myself on ebay! :lol: :lol:

Buyer to collect. :lol:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:35 pm

Sell by the pound. ;) :lol:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby janet » Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:29 am

Who's Wee Dug wrote:Sell by the pound. ;) :lol:

No one could afford me!! :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:52 am

Arab sheikh? :mrgreen:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby janet » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:32 pm

Sheikh Rattle-and-roll?
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