MattK wrote:Sort of like those two minutes of awkward chit-chat before the hooker... I've said too much.
MattK wrote:I figure that since everyone will soon be well-acquainted with my buttocks--the part of them holding the paddle anyway--it's only polite to properly introduce myself...
There... now that the introductions are over I guess we should get down to business.
--No, you're right. Your paddle, your rules.--
poohbcarrot wrote:2 minutes? You smooth-talking, silver-tongued Casanunder! It usually takes me 5 seconds....Eeek! I've said too much now.
MattK wrote: I figure that since everyone will soon be well-acquainted with my buttocks--the part of them holding the paddle anyway--
MattK wrote:...My brother first got me into Terry Pratchett. He gave me a copy of The Colour of Magic (obligatory "u" in "color" for you silly Brits) when I was living out in Colorado...
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