The Mad Collector wrote:Bouncy Castle wrote:Bloody hell. She's getting email addresses from strange men already!!
and me, and I'm the one who sent her my email address
janet wrote:Can you get waterproof wool?
Lister: I'm going to buy meself a little farm on Fiji.
And I'm going to get a sheep and a cow, and breed horses.
Rimmer: With a sheep and a cow?
Lister: No, with horses and horses.
Rimmer: On Fiji?
Lister: Yeah! The prices there are unbelievable.
Rimmer: Yes, because they had a volcanic eruption and now most of
Fiji's three feet below sea level!
Lister: It's only three feet. They can wade. That's why the animals
are gonna have to be quite tall.
Rimmer: Nice plan, Lister. Excellent plan! Brilliant plan, Lister!
What about the sheep? What are you going to do, buy them water-wings?
Fit them with stilts? Better still, you could cross-breed them with
dolphins and have leaping mutton.
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