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by **chris.ph** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:59 pm

he probably heard about it on the grapevine then went hubting for it :lol:

by **chris.ph** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:59 pm

hunting

by **AgnesOgg** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:20 pm

kakaze wrote:AgnesOgg: we have cat cafeterias here in China, but you don't go there to play with the cats!

oh....who would want to eat a kitten...??? :cry:

by **Batty** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:31 pm

Do you pay for it by taking the money from the kitty?

by **chris.ph** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:31 pm

mmmm sweet and sour pussy :lol:

(had to get miss slocombe in this thread somewhere)

by **Trish** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:32 pm

chris.ph wrote:mmmm sweet and sour pussy

Sheesh, men.

Good thing they don't know how to rule the world with those things.

by **kakaze** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:25 am

AgnesOgg wrote:
kakaze wrote:AgnesOgg: we have cat cafeterias here in China, but you don't go there to play with the cats!

oh....who would want to eat a kitten...???

forbes.com wrote:While rat has recently been sold as “heavenly dragon meat” in Guangzhou, cats are being packaged into a dish called “a scramble of dragon and tiger.”

I'll skip the horrendous cooking method...

forbes.com wrote:Beyond purely culinary considerations, the flesh and blood of cats are considered to have a particular benefit in restoring male sexual potency. In spite of the widespread piracy of Viagra in China -- or perhaps because the fake Viagra doesn't work -- men continue to turn to such extraordinary sources for help.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Got pussy?"

forbes.com wrote:At Guangzhou’s largest live animal wholesale market in the suburbs, tens of thousands of cats change hands at a price of 7 yuan (92 cents) each.

That's a lot of cats! :shock:

You can read the entire article here:
http://www.forbes.com/2007/07/25/guangz ... can04.html

Warning: The method of preparation is very brutal!

by **Bouncy Castle** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:05 am

If all the men in China have an apparent need for Viagra and kitty stew, how come there's so many of them?

by **poohbcarrot** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:24 am

Because they all use Viagra and eat kitty stew

by **Bouncy Castle** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:02 pm

Gawd help the females of China, if all their men need Viagra and kitty stew.

No room for spontaneity then?

by **chris.ph** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:02 pm

in the paper today a small hamlet has had 30 cats go missing in the last year and the new chinese is doing a roaring trade(the first bits true) :lol:

by **Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:23 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Gawd help the females of China, if all their men need Viagra and kitty stew.

No room for spontaneity then?

Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:
chris.ph wrote:does this mean all japanese men are pervs unlike us refined welshmen

SNARK, SNIGGER, :lol: GUFFAW, gets control of self momentarily

Ok... leaving all THAT aside... How pray tell does Pooh know about this little out of the way, small, vending site? hmmmmmmmmm?????

Aargh! Aargh! Aargh! and Yurck! Yurck! Yurck!

by **poohbcarrot** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:37 pm

Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:

Ok... leaving all THAT aside... How pray tell does Pooh know about this little out of the way, small, vending site? hmmmmmmmmm?????

Aargh! Aargh! Aargh! and Yurck! Yurck! Yurck!

Because I was thirsty and there were some drink machines. I was wearing my raincoat, stockings, suspenders and basque because I was going to a ....er....um.... :idea:

a Rocky Horror fancy dress party?

Would you like to see my etchings, little girl?

by **kakaze** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:53 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:If all the men in China have an apparent need for Viagra and kitty stew, how come there's so many of them?

Chairman Mao wrote:People are power.

Also, peasants tend to have large families.

Bouncy Castle wrote:No room for spontaneity then?

Spontaneity? In China? :shock:

by **AgnesOgg** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:52 am

I just realised that on the "Interests" in my profile I have listed cooking cats....oh dear

Leaving to hunt for a comma.

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