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Postby poohbcarrot » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:29 pm

"That's the sort of thing I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage, you sit there on your loathesome spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not giving a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist, you black-balling b#stards, with your bleedin' colour TVs and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your secret masonic handshakes, well I wouldn't become a free mason now if you got down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!" :lol:
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Postby chris.ph » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:39 pm

my god i hope that was a quote pooh :lol:
i was asked last year to join a lodge :!: i laughed in the blokes face and told him i was a catholic and i dont think the knights templar would really want me in their little rolled up trouser leg brigade. i then walked around the pub for about half an hour with one trouser leg rolled up laughing and taking the mick out of him as the tattoo on the calf that was exposed is a welsh dragon throwing the bird :lol: he wasnt impressed and told me i wasnt mature enough to be invited :D my god i was peeing myself :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:03 pm

Well, 'e could'uv slapped you with a fish...
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby chris.ph » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:22 pm

go and have a look at my photo tina,NO HE WOULDNT HAVE :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:27 pm

As Groucho Marx said - "I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member". :lol:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:32 pm

chris.ph wrote:go and have a look at my photo tina,NO HE WOULDNT HAVE :lol: :lol:


Wull, 'e could Try... I din't say nuffin 'bout succeeding. :P
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Batty » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:37 pm

Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:Well, 'e could'uv slapped you with a fish...

Would the fish have been battered? :wink:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:01 pm

spam... spam... SPAM!
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:07 pm

Batty wrote:
Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:Well, 'e could'uv slapped you with a fish...

Would the fish have been battered? :wink:


Now you've gone and done it... been too silly... tsk tsk, nothing for it now :lol:
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Postby mystmoon » Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:54 am

This is the most welcoming forum I've been on, saying that the only others I've been on are the BBC Blast (fo' da youth(!)) where I got banned for trying to explain what yaoi meant, BBC Heroes which got shut down, and a games board, which I stuck with for a few months, before getting fed up with being called a n00b.
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:15 pm

mystmoon wrote:This is the most welcoming forum I've been on, saying that the only others I've been on are the BBC Blast (fo' da youth(!)) where I got banned for trying to explain what yaoi meant, BBC Heroes which got shut down, and a games board, which I stuck with for a few months, before getting fed up with being called a n00b.

So what is a yaoi then? :D

Noobs bad enough without zeros - what a bunch of t*ssers :roll:
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Postby Quark » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:22 pm

The most unwelcoming forum in the world is, without a doubt, FacePunch. A friend of mine recently posted a map on there and nearly started a cross-community flamewar... because some boxes didn't have curved edges. Scroll down any thread and it's almost compulsory that one of the people on there will have been banned.

These forums are definitely the most welcoming... it's quite possibly the first one where saying "hi" actually merits a reply. :)

Also:
"N00b" or "noob" is a more derogatory term than "newb". In Counter-Strike, calling someone a noob is a downright insult. But calling someone a newb just means that nobody expects you to aim properly :lol: . I've had experience.
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Postby Tonyblack » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:27 pm

On another board I was on, due to a typo, we started calling newbies, 'newbits'. :lol: Somehow the name stuck.
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Postby Tonyblack » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:29 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:
mystmoon wrote:This is the most welcoming forum I've been on, saying that the only others I've been on are the BBC Blast (fo' da youth(!)) where I got banned for trying to explain what yaoi meant, BBC Heroes which got shut down, and a games board, which I stuck with for a few months, before getting fed up with being called a n00b.

So what is a yaoi then? :D

Noobs bad enough without zeros - what a bunch of t*ssers :roll:


Jan, everything you ever wanted to know about Yaoi but were afraid to ask. :wink:
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Postby Quark » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:34 pm

Oh hell :oops:
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