Um, WannabeAngua... was it a Female Dwarf? (looks suspiciously at Big Yan).
Must have been one of those extremely modern female dwarfs then, not a beard in sight - plus, she was easily 5ft6....
She was very sweet, and she didn't mind my son attempting to flirt with her by throwing his pacifier at her over and over and over again
Oh well, perhaps she'll stumble over this forum someday soon.
There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
- Feet of clay.