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Imaginary Pets

Postby Perdita X » Tue May 19, 2009 1:58 pm

I have just got an imaginary puppy!

He is called patches and he is a springer spaniel. He is under my desk today - as is tired out after big walk this morning.

Anyone else got an imaginary pet? I also used to have an imaginary talking spider when I was a kid - it was great! They can get into places no one else can and report back. Also can frighten your mum in the shower EEEk!
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Postby Tonyblack » Tue May 19, 2009 2:55 pm

My imaginary pet died because I forgot to feed him. :lol:
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Postby chris.ph » Tue May 19, 2009 5:35 pm

i dont need an imaginary pet the one ive got is enough :lol:
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Postby poohbcarrot » Wed May 20, 2009 1:19 pm

I used to have an imaginery dragon called "Puff" :lol:
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Postby chris.ph » Wed May 20, 2009 5:06 pm

dont tell me he was a magic dragon :roll:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Wed May 20, 2009 5:40 pm

... and lived by the sea? :lol:
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Postby poohbcarrot » Wed May 20, 2009 11:11 pm

:( (Sob) :( He used to...(sniff)...frolick too! :(
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu May 21, 2009 9:29 am

Awwwww *hugs poor dragon-bereft poohbcarrot* :wink:
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Postby Perdita X » Thu May 21, 2009 9:51 am

PoohBCarrot - What an incredible coincidence ! - I remember your dragon. I used to bring him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff

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Postby Perdita X » Thu May 21, 2009 10:08 am

Patches has been really naughty - after doing an imaginary pee on the floor yesterday afternoon he proceeded to jump up onto the kitchen worktop and eat an entire imaginary roast chicken! - I am going to have to take him to obedience classes.
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Postby poohbcarrot » Thu May 21, 2009 10:43 am

Perdita X wrote: I am going to have to take him to obedience classes.


You mean an "imaginery" obedience classes, don't you?
You'll probably get carted off in a straight jacket if you try real obedience classes. :lol:
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Postby Perdita X » Thu May 21, 2009 10:46 am

Point taken - Although If I take him to the park where the real obedience classes are the dog lady might just think he is really naughty and has run away (She won't know he's really there - tee hee!!)
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Postby Batty » Thu May 21, 2009 12:55 pm

Did I see you out and about, walking your puppy?

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Postby Perdita X » Thu May 21, 2009 1:03 pm

Nope - he's the wrong colour - similar though!
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Postby Batty » Thu May 21, 2009 1:20 pm

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