Imaginary Pets

[Perdita X]

I have just got an imaginary puppy!

He is called patches and he is a springer spaniel. He is under my desk today - as is tired out after big walk this morning.

Anyone else got an imaginary pet? I also used to have an imaginary talking spider when I was a kid - it was great! They can get into places no one else can and report back. Also can frighten your mum in the shower EEEk!

[Tonyblack]

My imaginary pet died because I forgot to feed him.

[chris.ph]

i dont need an imaginary pet the one ive got is enough

[poohbcarrot]

I used to have an imaginery dragon called "Puff"

[chris.ph]

dont tell me he was a magic dragon

[Jan Van Quirm]

... and lived by the sea?

[poohbcarrot]

(Sob) He used to...(sniff)...frolick too!

[Jan Van Quirm]

Awwwww *hugs poor dragon-bereft poohbcarrot*

[Perdita X]

PoohBCarrot - What an incredible coincidence ! - I remember your dragon. I used to bring him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff

Signed
Little Jackie Paper

[Perdita X]

Patches has been really naughty - after doing an imaginary pee on the floor yesterday afternoon he proceeded to jump up onto the kitchen worktop and eat an entire imaginary roast chicken! - I am going to have to take him to obedience classes.

[poohbcarrot]

I am going to have to take him to obedience classes.

You mean an "imaginery" obedience classes, don't you?
You'll probably get carted off in a straight jacket if you try real obedience classes.

[Perdita X]

Point taken - Although If I take him to the park where the real obedience classes are the dog lady might just think he is really naughty and has run away (She won't know he's really there - tee hee!!)

[Batty]

Did I see you out and about, walking your puppy?

[Perdita X]

Nope - he's the wrong colour - similar though!

[Batty]