Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! TNG

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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! TNG

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:53 pm

:lol: From Terry's "The Unadulterated Cat":

Terry Pratchett in The Unadulterated Cat wrote:How to get a cat

3. Buying a house in the Country

A very reliable way of acquiring a cat. It'll normally turn up within the first year, with a smug expression that suggests it is a little surprised to see you here. It doesn't belong to the previous occupants, none of the neighbours recognise it, but it seems perfectly at home.
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Postby Penfold » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:18 pm

One of Sir Terry's most underrated books, imo. and one that I consistently fail to keep hold of for more than a few weeks before someone 'borrows' it, never to be seen again. :lol:
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Postby Ghost » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:39 pm

Tonyblack wrote::lol: From Terry's "The Unadulterated Cat":

Terry Pratchett in The Unadulterated Cat wrote:How to get a cat

3. Buying a house in the Country

A very reliable way of acquiring a cat. It'll normally turn up within the first year, with a smug expression that suggests it is a little surprised to see you here. It doesn't belong to the previous occupants, none of the neighbours recognise it, but it seems perfectly at home.
thats how I got kit my sister found him under our hedge in one hell of a state covered in cat poop
suffering from cat flu on a cold autumn night
ps I love that book I have two copys one signed one for reading
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Postby Sister Jennifer » Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:02 am

I'm gonna start with the present giving and go from there.

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Postby mirandashell » Fri Aug 08, 2014 4:36 pm

That's pretty funny!
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Postby The Mad Collector » Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:22 am

One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Postby Ghost » Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:37 am

Ooh you cheeky little sea winkle
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Postby phalarope » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:07 am

Everything is tasty with butter :lol:
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Postby Catch-up » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:38 am

:lol: That is bold!
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Postby Ghost » Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:23 pm

NEW SIMON'S CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
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Postby janet » Sat Sep 06, 2014 6:45 am

^^^^^
Brilliant Simon's Cat! :clap: :D
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Postby Conforumist » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:23 am

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Postby janet » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:33 pm

:lol: AND don't you try to pick up those sunglasses either :shifty:
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Postby Tonyblack » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:02 pm

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Postby spideygirl2 » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:37 pm

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