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Postby Watchman44 » Wed May 21, 2014 2:18 pm

Who watches the watchman.......
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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! TNG

Postby Ghost » Wed May 21, 2014 3:41 pm

what you don't hear about is the next day when the cat brings home a pouch of tobacco and a packet of super size Rizla's
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Postby The Mad Collector » Thu May 22, 2014 9:13 am

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One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Postby Tonyblack » Thu May 22, 2014 10:55 am

Awwww! :D
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Postby Ghost » Thu May 22, 2014 7:38 pm

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Postby Ghost » Fri May 23, 2014 3:54 pm

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Re: Cats! Silly Cats! Funny Cats! TNG

Postby Ghost » Sun May 25, 2014 2:46 pm

Horoscope for CATS
Reading fortunes in the litter box

Aries (March21-April19)
Your situation is beyond hope. Better luck in the next of your remaining lives.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
The best way to bond with humans is to go into the bathroom when they are doing their business and stare at them. They'll be glad you did.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Resistance is futile. No amount of hissing and scratching will save you from the unpleasant trips to the vet. Save your effort and seek revenge “outside the litter box”.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
What goes up must come down. Learn to aim your bodily discharges down or sideways

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
If you meet a fat, lazy cat that speaks in thought bubbles, get your furry ass out of there!

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
Keep working on perfecting that evil eye. What you have now makes you look rather dopey.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 23)
Reading your fortunes in the litter box tells me one thing – tapeworms!

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21)
You need to be more assertive. Don't settle for dry kibbles and discarded leftovers. Scratch the hand that feeds you if you must.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Reading your fortunes in the litter box, I see droppings scattered inharmoniously. Do not make important decisions involving fitting into small spaces, hairy humans, or meerkats.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
You will need to rely more on your territorial instincts this year. Mark your space. Spray away and let the others know you're in da house.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Keep away from apple trees. Don't let the apple do to you what it did to poor Newton's cat, may he rest in peace.

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
You'll need to be more social this year, so make new friends. Why should you endure your insufferable company all by yourself?
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Postby raptornx01 » Mon May 26, 2014 5:35 am

:lol:
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon May 26, 2014 1:30 pm

Anybody want my autograph?
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Postby Ghost » Tue May 27, 2014 6:49 pm

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Postby Tonyblack » Wed May 28, 2014 9:09 pm

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Postby Ghost » Fri May 30, 2014 9:06 am

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Postby Tonyblack » Fri May 30, 2014 5:39 pm

I treated myself to a graphic tablet and have been playing with it using Microsoft Paint. Here are a few of my creations.

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People have been saying that Lindy the kitten looks like she's wearing white rimmed glasses. So I supplied a pair.

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This picture of Foxtrot pondering Life, the Universe and Everything needed a caption, so I added this one.

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This picture started life as Hula sleeping and ended up as her doing a hula on a Hawaiian beach. ;)
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri May 30, 2014 6:35 pm

I hope you've sent them to Shelly!
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Postby Tonyblack » Fri May 30, 2014 6:59 pm

They are on the TKCP Facebook page. :)
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