Had an email from Del.
It was VERY long, but I think this is the bit you might find very, err, Del-like.
I left the previous house with a bang... literally.
Last day checking everything was spotless and perfect and ran into the garage tilt door.
Brad (a young friend of my oldest Truly) found me unconscious and blood pouring from my head flat out in the driveway.
I came around in time to stop him calling an ambulance (would have been 10 hours in the local emergency room) and a girlfriend who lived nearby took me to a clinic.
All is well. Just a small cut and no stitches. Still hurts a bit but no concusion.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I read that.
She says she's very near to coming back to the forum. Hopes to get her computer up and running very soon. She can access via smartphone, it is too fiddly.
No doubt when she returns, we will be regaled with all sorts of mad, Del, stories.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.