DOWNRIGHT CRUELTY

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Re: DOWNRIGHT CRUELTY

Postby Loopyc » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:06 am

So sad that animals are abused in these ways. They should not be treated as products :naughty:
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Re: DOWNRIGHT CRUELTY

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:42 pm

Contextual lecture (teaser from my forthcoming novel :P ) which is based on true anecdotes from two game guides, one in Kenya and the other in Zimbabwe, both of whom no longer took hunting clients...

Trophies © Jan Hawke wrote:Harry did have his own code and he wouldn't take a client who wanted elephant any more. They were sacrosanct for him - too intelligent and social, plus he'd had a bellyful of killing whole families when they still culled them up here. That truly was sickening, even though there was reason back then, when the farmers were still trying to get their crops back in after the civil war. Black rhino too, although they had the largest wild population in the world down here in the Matusadona. Back in his game warden days he'd seen enough of how the poachers butchered them, and the irony was that you could farm rhino horn - it just kept on growing if you cut it off carefully.
Hunting other herd animals - no problem. They were bred for it after all. Carnivores, even lion and hunting dogs on the same premise, as they bred well in captivity too of course. So long as it was on a kosher ranch, or licensed game area, it was just a much more lucrative way to ensure the wildlife was looked on as an asset. For the horned beasts it was positively easy money and actually good for the animals, as only the best and most magnificent were wanted for trophies, so the females and young thrived and the big males made it to maturity for starters, safe on the ranch, protected from predators as well as poachers and siring several generations, just because some rich old guy from Tennessee or wherever, wanted a nice set of kudu horn over his fireplace. Money for old rope almost and the client paid through the nose for literally everything - the pro hunter's fee being almost the least of it. Silly prices, and paid at source, where it did most good and everyone, including the precious animals, benefitted in some way. Gun hunting was just not something he enjoyed doing anymore, however great it was for easy money. It was too crude and if the client was a bad shot it could get very distressing, especially if they didn't miss, but botched the shot and hit a non-fatal area...

... He was swearing under his breath as he tried to balance himself to take yet another shot at this bloody buff. Bloody client more like! Big Mr. 'I am', and he was 'gonna git himself one of them big motherf*ckin' Cape bufferloes'...
Flaming idiot! He should have listened to his instincts and refused to go out with Marjulies today - the amount the man'd put away last night it was a wonder he made it to lunch, let alone breakfast, but there were only two full days left of their stay here and the old dugga bull they'd found down by the river should've been feeling sluggish so late in the day...

... "Shit!" The blasted animal had literally charged and nutted the tree trunk so hard, he'd nearly fallen out and his shot had missed by miles. Harry reloaded quickly, his face grim. He'd have to chance it and get back on the ground, because he sure as hell wasn't going to get a good killing shot in whilst sitting up in a tree bole with this useless clot of a client, who'd managed to drop his weapon even before they'd both had to take shelter from the maddened buff in this ruddy tree. He looked up at Marjulies, who was rustling the leaves on the next branch up, he was so shit-scared.
"Stay put and try to be quiet - I'll have to get down if it backs off again."
Dear God, the man was actually crying now..."I mean it! Stay there."

The old dugga boy was puffing and blowing again. This one wasn't going to let things lie and not because by rights it should be lying dead several yards off. All they'd done so far was get it so pumped up with adrenalin it was literally running on spite now. It had moved off a little at last, but was still glaring up at them in the tree. Harry raised his rifle and used the telescopic sight to assess the damage he'd inflicted so far. Despite himself he was impressed - there was blood everywhere down the forequarters, so he'd got it in the chest at least once and judging from the way it was spurting blood he'd hit a major vein, if not the heart. That was buffs for you - mean as hell and long on retribution. This old boy wasn't too far past his prime either. He'd hate to meet up with the bull who kicked him out - must've been bloody monstrous.

Very, very slowly he put his weight on the right leg and slid his left down and behind the trunk until his foot rested on the stub of an old branch, still looking at the bull. Finally it turned away and trotted off for fifty yards or so, breathing hard now. He only needed those few moments to drop lightly to the ground with most of his body hidden by the tree trunk. The buff had stopped, its chest heaving with the effort of its final strength, but it looked back at them, angling around so he had a choice of a head shot or one more to the chest. He had four shots and those should do it he thought as he raised the Browning.

"Burton! Behind us!" Marjulies hissed at him loud enough for the buff to bellow out its anger and turn full on again. Harry slewed his head towards the slight movements from nearby mopane brush in time to see a battery bird fly away.
"Shut the f*ck up!" he growled viciously as he swung back and revised the low shot he'd contemplated in favour of the head, as the wounded buffalo snorted aggressively and its muscles bunched in obedience to its final crack at vengeance.

Hold tight Harry... Keep your focus... but this had gone beyond rationality now. He let off two shots in quick succession and still it came, even though both times he saw skin and blood flying away and the white of bone between the buff's eyes. Another shot, another hit, into the eye itself this time and at last it stumbled as he began to lower the Browning. There was a scream above him from Marjulies, that joined the echoing gunshots reverberating in his ears as, unbelievably, the animal heaved itself back into the charge. Harry inhaled and held it, in a mixture of fury and fear as he took careful aim with his last shot, knowing he'd need to be bloody lucky to have time to reload if it didn't go down this time. Wait. Wait. Make it count. Let it get close. He fired.

He breathed out and stood his ground as the old buffalo finally crumpled forwards onto its knees and slowly fell onto its side as the rear legs splayed and faltered and then were still. It was about two yards away from him. He could smell its blood and sweat, saw the ever-present flies rise up with a buzz, then fall back onto its face, feasting on fresh blood and brains. His legs were shaking now and he breathed in sharply, squatted down on his haunches and bowed his head, trying not to throw up.

"Why'd ya shoot the bastid inna head! Ya could've spoilt ma trophy!"

The punch he landed on Marjulies' ugly yellow mug smashed his nose almost to a right angle. It was worth breaking two of his own fingers and the mocking laughter back at the Lodge when the trackers asked him which one of them had really shot the buff's tail off...


"First rule in the Pro Hunter's manual - follow up the client's shot PDQ and be prepared to say yours was the one that missed, if you want your tip."


Old Cape buffaloes who've been ousted from alpha male spot tend to go off on their own or stay in small all male groups and are known as 'dugga boys'. Because they're past their prime they're generally very irritable and usually have massive horns that can measure up to 1.5 metres wide or more (around the 'long way' from tip to tip and across the skull). Harry's bull would have been near the end of it's natural life and sired lots of little buffs in his time. Along with hippos, Cape Buffalo account for more human deaths than all the carnivorous predators and are the top horn trophy animal for sport hunters because of their mean tempers and muscular power.
"Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.” George Bernard Shaw
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