Continuing that line of thinking....
my mate Bill had his own company. They'd get uncut videos of telly programmes, and have to transcribe it and time every dialogue, so that the telly company could edit it into something watchable.
One day, one of his staff was transcribing a show about drunken behaviour.
There had been a fight, and she transcribed the audio as "I didn't expect fifty c**ts".
It should have read.... I didn't expect fisticufs.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.