Abominations Unto Nuggan.

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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Grimes » Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:57 pm

Taxi drivers, and ad men, are an Abomination unto Nuggan (anyone noticed the tech press re the new Gal S4's reduced memory?) - bring out the wrack! Curse them! :D
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:31 pm

Just been setting up my payroll system for the new 'Real Time Interfaced' tax and national insurance reporting and

Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs are an Abomination Unto Nuggan :evil: :evil:
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby janet » Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:42 pm

The Mad Collector wrote:Finding that your milk, which was fine yesterday, has gone off as you pour it onto your cereal is an Abomination Unto Nuggan :roll:

The cow which produced the milk which went off and thus defiled the cereal of the Mad Collector accepts that she is also an Abomination unto Nuggan and is very sorry indeed :oops:
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Ghost » Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:50 pm

The Mad Collector wrote:Finding that your milk, which was fine yesterday, has gone off as you pour it onto your cereal is an Abomination Unto Nuggan :roll:

the milk is off but the yoghurt's fresh :D
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby janet » Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:01 pm

The Mad Collector wrote:Just been setting up my payroll system for the new 'Real Time Interfaced' tax and national insurance reporting and

Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs are an Abomination Unto Nuggan :evil: :evil:

Nuggan is self-employed and agrees that HMRC are an Abomination unto Nuggan especially that woman in the office who states, 'You do NOT consider paying your tax to be more important than buying food or fuel for winter heat? I will just note that on your file' :hand:
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Bickaxe » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:35 pm

HMRC just gave me a tax rebate so therefore people that complain about my new best friends are an abomination unto Nuggan .
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby janet » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:52 pm

Fair-weather friends are an Abomination unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Square12 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:33 pm

Hmrc are an abomination unto nuggan despite giving me a tax rebate last year because the rebate is money that was rightfully mine in the first place.

People who sit to close to me on public transport are an abomination unto nuggan, I mean seriously personal space!
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Penfold » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:45 pm

If someone looks like they are going to sit next to you; look them square in the eye, smile, and pat the sit next to you. They soon realize that they don't really want that seat after all. ;) (If it doesn't look like its going to work start loudly talking to yourself and hope for the best.)
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Square12 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:47 pm

Doesn't work in Spain penners!
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Penfold » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:52 pm

:doh:
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby high eight » Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:25 pm

Tonyblack wrote:People that don't clean up after their dog has sh*t over the pavement are an Abomination Unto Nuggan! :naughty:

Feel free to add your Abominations.


DOGS are an Abomination Unto Nuggan! Likewise cats.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Loopyc » Wed May 01, 2013 4:26 am

The people in my village who believe everyone wants to listen to their soft rock compilation every time the sun comes out are an Abomination Unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Mycroft Vimes » Wed May 01, 2013 7:09 am

People that don't like dogs(or cats(or rabbits,horses,pigs,rats etc.,etc.)) are an Abomination Unto Nuggan. :snooty:
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Quatermass » Wed May 01, 2013 8:58 am

Hugs are an Abomination unto Nuggan. Especially if they're given by a spiky-haired guy calling himself Melvin. :?
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