Abominations Unto Nuggan.

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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Ghost » Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:25 am

the common cold is an Abomination Unto Nuggan. Image
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Penfold » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:50 am

When working in a service based industry, the general public are an abomination unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:07 am

Every time Piers Morgan opens his mouth, Nuggan sighs and reaches for his notepad.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby wicked woman » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:18 am

:lol:
KnightOfFewWords wrote:Every time Piers Morgan opens his mouth, Nuggan sighs and reaches for his notepad.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby wicked woman » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:20 am

Ghost wrote:the common cold is an Abomination Unto Nuggan. Image
The common cold being so common is an abomination unto nuggan.

Can I ask please, just who is this nuggan? :oops:
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby janet » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:32 am

Ghost wrote:the common cold is an Abomination Unto Nuggan. Image

:lol: :lol: cough!

Blokes who have long, loud personal conversations on their phone on a crowded bus, concluding by asking the person at the other end to buy them a chocolate bar and a can of cola on their way home are an Abomination unto Nuggan. Following which they turn round to me and explain that they're diabetic which only proves that they're a bloody idiot as well as an Abomination unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Dotsie » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:33 am

wicked woman wrote:Can I ask please, just who is this nuggan?

He's the god in Monstrous Regiment who's gone bonkers, and keeps declaring abominations, e.g. the colour blue, so you're not allowed to look at the sky because it will offend Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:57 am

He also makes an appearance in The Last Hero where one of his followers tells him what he thinks about his abominations against garlic and chocolate. :lol:
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:05 am

Dotsie wrote:
wicked woman wrote:Can I ask please, just who is this nuggan?

He's the god in Monstrous Regiment who's gone bonkers, and keeps declaring abominations, e.g. the colour blue, so you're not allowed to look at the sky because it will offend Nuggan.


Although in this thread we seem to be proposing Nugganite abominations from before reality TV drove him over the edge.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Catch-up » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:26 am

Shoveling and hauling a huge pile of soil is an Abomination Unto Nuggan.

Children who get up earlier on the weekend than we have to get up for school are an Abomination Unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Square12 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:28 pm

This thread having not previously existed is an abomination unto nuggan.
Me having not had a chance to read last hero is an abomination unto nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:48 pm

Reality TV is an Abomination Unto Nuggan, as are the presenters.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Watchman44 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:32 pm

Tonyblack wrote:Reality TV is an Abomination Unto Nuggan, as are the presenters.

Reality TV is an Abomination.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby majomull » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:41 pm

S'Mores flavored Pop Tarts are an Abomination Unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:43 pm

Hershey Bars (and all American chocolate - sorry guys) are an Abomination Unto Nuggan.
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