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Re: Confessions

Postby Ghost » Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:24 am

chris.ph wrote:i could fill a couple of pages with what i got upto when i was younger :D :D ive broken all the commandments par one hopefully :lol: :lol:

which one :?:
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Re: Confessions

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:55 am

His neighbour didn't have an ox. ;)
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Re: Confessions

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:28 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Confessions

Postby chris.ph » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:01 pm

i live next to a farm :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: Confessions

Postby Square12 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:04 am

I pushed a power button on the tv that we never used on April 1st, forgot about it then went on a week long scout camp the following day, when I got home parents told me that they'd had to get a technician out to fix the tv costing £50! Errrrm ooooops
Wow that's cathartic
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Re: Confessions

Postby Del » Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:53 pm

So.. there was this party... for about 500 people... two of my best friends were flying out to the UK for a year and as I was the resident cake icer I was asked to make the centerpiece. It took me all freaking weekend. I had these two little koalas on a little plane flying from Australia on one side of the cake to the UK on the other. On the way to the party I hit a pothole in the road and the car went UP violently and then DOWN violently. The cake which took up the whole of the back seat flipped up and stuck to the backrest of the back seat.

:o :o :o

I used the huge knife I had bought along to cut the cake to scrape the icing off the backrest (vinyl thank god.. no seat cover) and spread it back all over the cake. The outlined maps of Australia and the UK and the dotted line were gone but I made sweepy kind of bits with the white icing and stuck the koalas and the plane back in.

They LOVED it. Thought it was very artistic of me to do a SNOW SCENE with the icing since they girls were flying into a northern hemisphere winter with snow. And lo and behold I had even tipped the little plane and koalas with bits of snow... like a blizzard!!! :D I never told a soul.
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Re: Confessions

Postby The Mad Collector » Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:58 pm

:lol: :lol:
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Confessions

Postby wicked woman » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Confessions

Postby Catch-up » Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:50 pm

:lol: Del, you have the best stories!
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Re: Confessions

Postby janet » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:19 pm

Now you mention it there was this one time when I was a carnivore (about 30 years ago) and I'd bought two nice pieces of steak because a friend was expected for supper. I also had a black tomcat (one of four) who was adorable and loving to everyone but a demonic food thief. OK you can see where this is going? I chased the cat up the garden, wrestled the piece of meat from him and washed it under the tap. When both steaks were cooked with a cream and mushroom sauce it was impossible to tell which was which and i never mentioned it to my guest :oops:
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Re: Confessions

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:48 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Confessions

Postby Dotsie » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:35 am

:lol: Which one did you give your friend though? ;)
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Re: Confessions

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:22 am

I think it was a case of six and half a dozen, if Janet could not remember which was which. :lol:
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Re: Confessions

Postby Del » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:26 pm

Oh Janet... oh dear! :lol:

Mind you.... its sort of okay since YOU didnt have any idea which one got chewed by the cat right? :lol: :lol: :lol:

You realise you can NEVER invite your friends to join this forum right? :lol:
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Re: Confessions

Postby Broccolee » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:51 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:
wicked woman wrote:I mixed the ingredients for 2 christmas cakes than realised that the flour was....lively. :oops: Wasn't going to throw it away so I figured that baking it would cure the problem. No one had poorly tummys any way.

Very good source of protein are flour mites... Well - everyone forgets that yeast's alive too, so no big deal :P


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