What made you smile today? 7

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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon May 06, 2013 4:07 pm

Oh! buggerit still there is always the next one. :(
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Dotsie » Mon May 06, 2013 7:07 pm

Just got mine! Mr Dotsie says I can have at least one day, so can't say fairer than that :D
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon May 06, 2013 7:36 pm

They are going really fast, Discworld Convention ‏
We are now up to membership number A400, so 300 people have joined DWCon 2014 today!
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Georgie » Mon May 06, 2013 11:22 pm

I wish I could go ): It would be right after I finish my degree, maybe I deserve a little self-congratulations...
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Del » Tue May 07, 2013 12:43 am

YAY! Seeing another Aussie onboard! Welcome Georgie!
Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby pip » Tue May 07, 2013 7:58 am

What made me smile was bringing Harry for a dayout at the playground and giving him his first go on the swings :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue May 07, 2013 9:25 am

Oh bless.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby pip » Tue May 07, 2013 9:40 am

He was giddy as hell. It was great fun :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue May 07, 2013 9:52 am

If he got giddy on the swings, don't EVER take him on the roundabout!
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby pip » Tue May 07, 2013 9:56 am

He gets giddy at anything new to be honest
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue May 07, 2013 10:04 am

Bless him. All these new experiences, and all us grown ups such cynical bar stewards.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby pip » Tue May 07, 2013 10:16 am

pretty much. We've lost the simple joy of sneezing , falling in the grass and a butterfly landing on your arm :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Tonyblack » Tue May 07, 2013 10:17 am

Every day a new experience! :D Cherish the moments.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby pip » Tue May 07, 2013 10:52 am

That's it. Camera has to be to hand all the time . :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue May 07, 2013 11:22 am

Fifty Shades of Grey (a husband’s point of view) By Pam Ayres

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag:
… T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
and at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…

In her left she held a rope;
and in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple of minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
“I am a dominator !!”

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I had uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
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