What made you smile today? 7

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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:57 am

Brilliant.

Loved the one about missing the "n" out of the product number! :mrgreen:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby raisindot » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:06 pm

:lol: :lol: Chili!

This is why I love the Brits. Even your Amazon reviewers are witty. I can imagine the comments from our red state yahoos if an Obama cutout were offered on US Yahoo.

"Shoot it, heheheh"

"Does it come with a birth certificate, hehheheh!"

"Kill it! Heheheheheh"

"Stupid liberal product!"
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Ghost » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:47 pm

I booked time off for my holiday in September
now all I have to do is save up all my pennies :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:52 pm

I first read that as "save up Penners".

:D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Ghost » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:03 pm

somewhere out there his ears must be burning
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:14 pm

Pity you cant use it as toilet paper after the dart throwing party. :lol:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby jaznbonnie » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:54 pm

Thanks Chilli! That brought a smile to my face and my coworkers. :D And a "Well Done" to Ava, Catchup! :clap:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Alanz » Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:14 pm

Do you work on a Ranch, you and your Coworkers :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby chris.ph » Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:37 pm

finally got my laptop running properly after it went tits up yesterday,but i had to restore factory settings so ive got no music, books and photos at the moment
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Ghost » Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:54 pm

I know your pain but at least you've got it up and running
so all you've got to do is sort out your presets
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Conforumist » Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:24 pm

Catch-up wrote:Two things. First, had a meeting with the teacher consultant I'd been having problems with, so that we could catch up on how Ava's doing. It could have been really awkward after everything, but thankfully it wasn't! Felt it went really well and that she was making a genuine effort. Second, got Ava's grades while I was there - all A's and B's. :D


Tell her no one likes a smart arse! :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:08 pm

While plouging through a large box of video tapes I can't use as I donated my player to a charity shop last year, so just getting ready to dump them in the bin I found the 1988 Discworld convention video its 165 minutes long, can't chuck that out so I will have find some where that will copy it to a DVD SO I CAN PLAY IT AGAIN, it was held in Liverpool at the thieves paradise the Adelphi hotel over 800 members. :mrgreen:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby jaznbonnie » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:30 am

Alanz wrote:Do you work on a Ranch, you and your Coworkers :lol: :lol: :lol:


Guess I forgot to hyphenate, Alanz. :roll: But I don't plan to hyperventilate over it. :whistle:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby The Mad Collector » Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:11 am

Looks like it would cost from about £7.50 to get it converted Dug, it's got to be worth it :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:26 pm

Oh! yes it been a few years mad, the 2nd Discworldcon, I vaguely remember it. :lol: :mrgreen: Image
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