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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Penfold » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:39 am

pip wrote:He must owe Bouncy money then for facilitating office upgrading. :lol:

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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:11 pm

Considering that when he was based in my office downstairs, I used to feed him lunch everyday, maybe I should make him get the next one too!

Just ordered what looks like quite a good one from eBay, for £29.99. It can shred staples too!! :shock:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Catch-up » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:38 pm

Sorry about the shredder Bouncy! What good is a shredder if you can't put thick stuff through it?
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:00 pm

My thoughts exactly!
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:51 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Considering that when he was based in my office downstairs, I used to feed him lunch everyday, maybe I should make him get the next one too!

Just ordered what looks like quite a good one from eBay, for £29.99. It can shred staples too!! :shock:

The one from lidl's are good they eat CD'S,dvd's, credit cards and staples seperate box so it does not mix with the paper £20 or under had mine a year.
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:29 am

Now he tells me! :roll:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:28 pm

Who's Wee Dug wrote:
Bouncy Castle wrote:Considering that when he was based in my office downstairs, I used to feed him lunch everyday, maybe I should make him get the next one too!

Just ordered what looks like quite a good one from eBay, for £29.99. It can shred staples too!! :shock:

The one from lidl's are good they eat CD'S,dvd's, credit cards and staples seperate box so it does not mix with the paper £20 or under had mine a year.

The bin-top one I got from Lidl isn't great though. I'm forever trying to unblock it. And it won't cut any more than a couple of sheets of paper.
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby pip » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:31 pm

Probably useless for the amount of crap Bouncy is capable of producing then ;)
Can you stick a kindle through one.
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:38 pm

Oi. Oi. And Thrice Oi.

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My ex used to be (and probably still is for all I know!) a service engineer for letter folding machines, shredders and the like.

His company made a shredder that could shred 2p pieces and Coke tins. :shock:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby pip » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:42 pm

Sounds like a fun way to spend a day
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:51 pm

Lol if I worked in a place where they had a shedder like that, I'm sure people would be tempted to see what it COULDN'T shred. :mrgreen:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:52 pm

Innit.

I'd have like to have seen it, mind.
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:45 pm

Emergency Engineering Work at London Bridge Station.

I can get trains home that either terminate at Victoria or West Croydon. They've cancelled all the West Croydon ones until further notice.

Sigh.
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby chris.ph » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:38 pm

we onnly chucked our shredder out last week as i bought an incinerator which is far more fun when your drunk :dance: :dance:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Ghost » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:56 pm

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