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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Alanz » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:43 am

The Mad Collector wrote:My neighbour mentioned her builder boyfriend yesterday which I misheard as Build A Boyfriend, which she then thought was a great business idea right up until I mentioned the stuffing machune :shock: :shock:

The mind boggles :lol: :lol:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Ghost » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:46 am

:lol:
Ooh you cheeky little sea winkle
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Alanz » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:48 am

And the Eyes cross dramatically :roll:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Dotsie » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:14 am

Ooh, build a husband... I'm getting a plan together...
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Alanz » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:17 am

Go for it Kid..... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Ghost » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:10 pm

I had fun today last night I found a DVD on my wish list had turned up at a shop
within the limit of my bus pass for just £5 .so I packed a bag full of my old DVD's to exchange
to get the price down a little. I got to the shop to find a empty space where my
DVD should have been I wasn't about to waste a hour and half trip and two bus changes
so I pestered a poor shop assistant who made the mistake of getting in my eye line :)
for help turns out the cover was for some unknown reason behind the till the disc it's self was
no where to be seen narg. So he asked if I could come back in hour reasonable request
most of the time in these situations I would hide in a coffee shop and read except I am skint.
I had no choice but wander about in the cold Imagefor a hour window shopping
but after all of that and a further 20 mins queuing they found me DVD :D :D
turns out it was hiding in the children’s section

Christ that story is boring as all hell all of that just for one copy of Summer wars
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:19 pm

Enjpy the DVD Ghost you've earned it. :mrgreen:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Ghost » Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:34 pm

I'd better enjoy it after all that
because I'm saving for a anime expo in Brum not this one but the next one
it'll be my last DVD for a while
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Alanz » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:35 pm

Enjoy your DVD Ghost :D
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Catch-up » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:59 pm

Dotsie wrote:
Catch-up wrote:I love my family with all my heart. But, they talk non-stop, nearly every waking moment, no matter what you're doing - and sometimes they do it all at once.

Do they expect you to respond though? Could you just put earplugs in and smile benignly at them? Would they notice you weren't saying anything back? ;)


Apparently they expect me to respond. :roll:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby steeljam » Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:17 pm

Catch-up wrote:
Dotsie wrote:
Catch-up wrote:I love my family with all my heart. But, they talk non-stop, nearly every waking moment, no matter what you're doing - and sometimes they do it all at once.

Do they expect you to respond though? Could you just put earplugs in and smile benignly at them? Would they notice you weren't saying anything back? ;)

Apparently they expect me to respond. :roll:
Just walk away mumbling about getting new batteries for your hearing aid.
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:25 pm

Hi Steve, have you came over for a change. :mrgreen:
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Catch-up » Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:01 pm

steeljam wrote:
Catch-up wrote:Apparently they expect me to respond. :roll:
Just walk away mumbling about getting new batteries for your hearing aid.

I'm willing to try that too!
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby cheery_j. » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:04 pm

Or you could do what the bf's almost deaf granny did, after I had been talking to her for about an hour (VEEERY SLOOOOWLY AAAND LOOOOUUUUDLY).

She said: "You know, I can't understand a word, but you're talking very nicely."

Bless her. She was a very sweet elderly lady.
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Re: Minor Niggles

Postby Catch-up » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:09 pm

:lol:
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