Minor Niggles

[Alanz]

My neighbour mentioned her builder boyfriend yesterday which I misheard as Build A Boyfriend, which she then thought was a great business idea right up until I mentioned the stuffing machune

The mind boggles

[Ghost]

[Alanz]

And the Eyes cross dramatically

[Dotsie]

Ooh, build a husband... I'm getting a plan together...

[Alanz]

Go for it Kid.....

[Ghost]

I had fun today last night I found a DVD on my wish list had turned up at a shop
within the limit of my bus pass for just £5 .so I packed a bag full of my old DVD's to exchange
to get the price down a little. I got to the shop to find a empty space where my
DVD should have been I wasn't about to waste a hour and half trip and two bus changes
so I pestered a poor shop assistant who made the mistake of getting in my eye line
for help turns out the cover was for some unknown reason behind the till the disc it's self was
no where to be seen narg. So he asked if I could come back in hour reasonable request
most of the time in these situations I would hide in a coffee shop and read except I am skint.
I had no choice but wander about in the cold for a hour window shopping
but after all of that and a further 20 mins queuing they found me DVD
turns out it was hiding in the children’s section

Christ that story is boring as all hell all of that just for one copy of Summer wars

[Who's Wee Dug]

Enjpy the DVD Ghost you've earned it.

[Ghost]

I'd better enjoy it after all that
because I'm saving for a anime expo in Brum not this one but the next one
it'll be my last DVD for a while

[Alanz]

Enjoy your DVD Ghost

[Catch-up]

I love my family with all my heart. But, they talk non-stop, nearly every waking moment, no matter what you're doing - and sometimes they do it all at once.

Do they expect you to respond though? Could you just put earplugs in and smile benignly at them? Would they notice you weren't saying anything back?

Apparently they expect me to respond.

[steeljam]

I love my family with all my heart. But, they talk non-stop, nearly every waking moment, no matter what you're doing - and sometimes they do it all at once.

Do they expect you to respond though? Could you just put earplugs in and smile benignly at them? Would they notice you weren't saying anything back?

Apparently they expect me to respond.

Just walk away mumbling about getting new batteries for your hearing aid.

[Who's Wee Dug]

Hi Steve, have you came over for a change.

[Catch-up]

Apparently they expect me to respond.

Just walk away mumbling about getting new batteries for your hearing aid.

I'm willing to try that too!

[cheery_j.]

Or you could do what the bf's almost deaf granny did, after I had been talking to her for about an hour (VEEERY SLOOOOWLY AAAND LOOOOUUUUDLY).

She said: "You know, I can't understand a word, but you're talking very nicely."

Bless her. She was a very sweet elderly lady.

[Catch-up]