As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Born free, taxed to death.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Just a meerkat from The Effing Forest