Who's Wee Dug wrote:The Irish Millionaire
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and
towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros.
"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,
"but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"
"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
"I haven't got a clue." said Mick,
''So I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin ."
Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and
repeated the question to him.
"Bloody hell, Mick!" cried Paddy."Dat's simple it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as my answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.
"Dat it is."
There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million euros!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.
"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
"Because it lives in a bloody clock Mick !!"
mirandashell wrote:My favourite joke:
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same
mirandashell wrote:It's Miranda Shell.
I have a brass figurine of the Shakespearan character sat on a rock with a conch shell at her feet.
And don't worry, you're not the first to ask!
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