I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first'.
He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'
Joolz wrote:Mel decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon he was organizing his Motorbike gear.
His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks,
“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married
I think it's time you quit motorbikes.
Maybe you should sell your bike,helmet and leathers.”
Mel gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what's wrong?”
He says, “For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex wife!” she screams, “I didn't know you were married before!”
He replied, “I wasn't.”
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