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Re: Jokes

Postby Conforumist » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:17 pm

Sister Jennifer wrote:Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"


..took me about 4-5 seconds to get it. :)
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Re: Jokes

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:59 pm

Conforumist wrote:
Sister Jennifer wrote:Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"


..took me about 4-5 seconds to get it. :)

Which one was is it. :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:59 am

Very funny Jenn :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Ghost » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:40 am

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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:41 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Sandman » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:11 am

What did the fish say when he bumped into a wall?
"Dam."
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Re: Jokes

Postby chillicamper » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:18 am

:lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby chillicamper » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:19 am

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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:01 am

When it comes to Women, us Men are rarely right :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby wicked woman » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:20 am

Conforumist wrote:
Sister Jennifer wrote:Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"


..took me about 4-5 seconds to get it. :)

Me too. Good joke. :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby wicked woman » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:21 am

"My bottoms broken" "What's wrong with it?" "It's got a crack in it!"
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:22 am

:o :o :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby The Mad Collector » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:38 am

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
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Re: Jokes

Postby Sandman » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:02 am

What do grocers earn?
A celery.

(sorry just made that up. Can't imagine it's not been done before though)
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Re: Jokes

Postby Cheery » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:39 am

That's a mean one, Mad! :lol:

Sandman wrote:What do grocers earn?
A celery-


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