Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:50 pm

Were they prosecuted for desertion Penners. :?:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Penfold » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:08 pm

Haven't got a clue Dug. :confusion-shrug:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Dotsie » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:13 pm

Astonishing :shock:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:17 am

Amazing story
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Ghost » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:30 pm

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:45 pm

:shock:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:50 pm

Looks like they removed his head while he was there. I wonder if that photo is really him or a random patient Photoshopped. :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby The Mad Collector » Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:14 pm

Looks too young to be the 66 year old :roll:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Ghost » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:22 pm

and pale to be living in Hong Kong
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:27 pm

Imagine seeing that pic and thinking: hang on, that's me! :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Dotsie » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:38 pm

Imagine reading that story about yourself and thinking "what do they mean, very small penis??"
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:39 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Ghost » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:51 pm

Dotsie wrote:Imagine reading that story about yourself and thinking "what do they mean, very small penis??"

It's a grower not a shower
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:12 am

Well, it's been a while since I've posted here, and I've got a couple of doozies. First up, we have a statue of a nude and pregnant Kim Kardashian unveiled at a Los Angeles gallery...

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2013/06/07/Nude_Kim_Kardashian_sculpture_unveiled_877940.html

...and some idiot with an inclination to give his kiddies Nazi names shows up in court in Nazi uniform to get his kids back from social services...

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2013/06/05/Dad_wears_Nazi_uniform_for_custody_case_877541.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_L6-10_DadwearsNaziuniformforcustodycase_RSS_050613

Seriously? This guy turns up to a court hearing in Nazi uniform and expects to be given custody of his kids back? As the Germans themselves would say, this guy is a complete and utter scheisskopf. :roll:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby pip » Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:47 am

What an idiot. Lucky kids getting taken away from him
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