Nah bouncy all the Oirish live everywhere except Ireland, all the Australians live in London, all the Romanians live in other E.U. countries and all the lazy E.U. member countrymen live on benefits complaining about Romanians taking their jobs!
If you can fill the unforgiving minute, With sixty seconds worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a man my son.
What a great idea! Then we could start by shipping all the crazy, right-wing nut jobs and Tea Partiers down there to live with their kindred spirits in Mel Gibson's extended family. Since they're all gun nuts, they'll quickly shoot all of the millions of poisonous animals and bugs that live down there, or die of poisoning in the process. In return, we'll give you Aussies the right to emigrate and take over the newly depopulated deep south. Since most of it's infested with alligators and poisonous snakes, you'll all fit right in!