Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:49 pm

Astonishing.

Morons not only in the UK, then.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Alanz » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:11 pm

Some people just dont give a Rat's arse :D
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby michelanCello » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:46 pm

Listen.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Sister Jennifer » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:30 am

Give me a home among the gum tree's, with lots of plum tree's, a sheep or two and a 4.8 meter salty!

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Alanz » Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:37 am

Wow Jen that is one Hell of a Croc a Monster, imagine going out of your door in the morning half asleep and coming face to face with that, I love all wild life and would go for re location every time, but if it can't be helped then it's the safest way, Is that the biggest one that's been seen or do they get bigger :?: :D
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:21 pm

Holy Heck. :shock:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:20 pm

Croc and a half that one. :o do a Rincewind if I seen that anywhere near. :mrgreen:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Catch-up » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:37 pm

OMG. :shock: Just looking at the picture makes me feel faint.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:23 pm

Poor croc! :( He wasn't "menacing" the children, he was only try eat them. Kids these days have no appreciation for wildlife. :roll:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby cheery_j. » Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:26 pm

THAT would be an exciting excuse for being late - not like the lame stuff I usually get!
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Penfold » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:51 am

Tonyblack wrote:Poor croc! :( He wasn't "menacing" the children, he was only try eat them. Kids these days have no appreciation for wildlife. :roll:

Or Lacoste sleeping bags, as we used to call them in South Africa. ;) (If you weren't careful when sleeping in the bush while camping, it was quite possible to wake up in one <or not wake up as the case may be>).
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Conforumist » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:30 am

How'd they get it in truck?? :shock:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Alanz » Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:18 am

Levitation :lol: :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Alanz » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:45 am

Just read that in America (where else ) "In New Jersey a Boy of 10 has been given a Semi Automatic Rifle for his Birthday by his Father". It comes 4 months after 20 schoolkids were shot dead in Connecticut. Will they ever learn...... :x
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:47 am

It's their Constutional Right to be d**kheads.
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