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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby raptornx01 » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:50 am

No the comic is actually ending after that. They'll have one more issue that takes place a year later then end the run.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Conforumist » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:50 pm

What the hell is wrong with people?? :cry:

Police in Nova Scotia town lay charges against man after cat attacked, killed

http://metronews.ca/news/halifax/109523 ... ed-killed/

Police in Nova Scotia say a 29-year-old man has been charged after he allegedly attacked and killed a cat in Truro.

Officers say they were called on Saturday morning after a woman reported seeing a man pick up a cat and slam the animal on the ground.

Police say the cat died.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:28 pm

Just woke up to this, dunno whether it needs its own thread or not. But in any case...

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2014/07/18/malaysia-plane--shot-down--over-ukraine.html?cid=BP_CAROUSEL_NEWS_mh17-crash-ukraine_180714

Putin's response, as it stands so far, is baffling. You'd think that, if he had even a shred of sense to go with his desire for power, he'd wash his hands of the pro-Russian militia and say to them, "You [EFF!]ed up big time, guys. AMYOYO." But no, he's pinning responsibility on Kiev for continuing to fight the militia. Idiot.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Ghost » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:39 am

http://www.wsiltv.com/news/local/Selfie--267742431.html
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby chillicamper » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:01 am

Wooden stuff at www.iwoodlovethat.co.uk
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:09 am

:lol: even if it is a bit sexist... :P
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:30 pm

Oh I think they could do "builder's crack" versions just as easily. :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: definitely cheeky. :mrgreen:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Conforumist » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:21 pm

In case you were wondering why tuition fees are so high, :?

This is one of our universities.

824 Dalhousie employees make more than $100K

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:15 am

Australian couple keep healthy twin, leave Downs twin with surrogate.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28617912
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:08 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:Australian couple keep healthy twin, leave Downs twin with surrogate.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28617912


God, I remember seeing this on the news. If they didn't want him, why did they go all the way to Thailand to abandon him? Couldn't they put him in an orphanage here? That would have been much kinder.

And apparently, Rolf Harris is appealing his conviction. Someone had better pick up that phone, 'cos I [EFF!]ing called it.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:25 am

The Stigma of being an Athiest in the US

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28616115

She said many were worried about being ostracised or were even scared of violence if they revealed they did not believe in God.


Religion in a nutshell.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Conforumist » Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:51 am

^^^Well, you get "stupid" everywhere, not just the US.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Watchman44 » Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:55 pm

Why does anybody do something like this.......

Family mourning stillborn baby attacked by gang in Colchester.
Who watches the watchman.......
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

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